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I just bought it last night. Of course I missed the "batteries not included" part. So back to the store I go. I figured C size was about right. Noooo. It needs D size. So back to the store. Since it was late, and I had company, I waited until this morning to try it out. All it does is vibrate. What am I doing wrong?

2006-08-19 04:34:29 · 19 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

Batteries?!?! There in lies your problem. Get one that requires you to unplug the washing machine and plug into the 220. Pissed the neighbors off when they want to do laundry, but it does get the job done. And the neighbors are not that bright but surely they can figure out how to turn their underwear inside out and get 3 more days wear out of them. (A trick the Army guys tried to teach me. I'm not falling for that again.)

2006-08-19 04:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 2 1

Sounds like a test for Anthony vs. Rashed and the daughters.

2006-08-19 12:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, the sound is broken on your Tickle Me Elmo. You should probably take it back to the store and exchange it.

2006-08-19 11:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by RoyGBiv456 2 · 0 0

your supposed to let the girl strap it on first! You figure out the rest - because you can't pay me for that nastification!

2006-08-19 15:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

D batteries for that thing? dang it must have been a beast. be careful not to knock out a tooth ;p

2006-08-19 11:40:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

depends what the "*******" thing is.
is it a back massager or an electric toothbrush, or some king of kinky sex toy.

2006-08-19 11:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by creamycenter2003 3 · 0 0

You're not holding your mouth right, sugar!

2006-08-19 11:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

stick it up your butt and turn it on and enjoy the massage

2006-08-19 12:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2006-08-19 11:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sit on it

2006-08-19 11:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by blue eyed devil 2 · 0 0

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