2006-08-19 04:18:51 · 18 answers · asked by jeff m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Go to the bathroom, or light a match.
2006-08-19 04:23:38 · answer #1 · answered by wheezer_april_4th_1966 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
avoid eating foods like beans,root crops,peanuts,and foods that contains many 'gas' but this sounds so complicated so i'm suggesting you to go the nearest comfort room bring with you your favorite magazine to read during doing your "thing" and hopefully your farting problem will disappear like a buuble in the air.
2006-08-19 04:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by kinse15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother always told me when you're farting a lot, that's your butt's way of saying that you gotta take a dump.
2006-08-19 04:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh at yourself and tell your friends how many seconds the longest one lasted. That whats I do!
2006-08-19 04:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to get it in a bottle or bag. Then when you have a bunch saved up, you can give it to someone you hate.
2006-08-19 04:31:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh, I hope this is a terminal condition. Then we won't have any more stupid questions from you, oh brainless sicko.
2006-08-19 04:37:12 · answer #6 · answered by theophilus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grab the air freshner
2006-08-19 05:18:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a cork in and youll pop
2006-08-19 04:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by lost&confused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a cork in ur assh***
2006-08-19 04:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Amelie' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take a dump and forget to tell us about it
2006-08-19 04:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by kleighs mommy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋