2006-08-19 04:17:40 · 30 answers · asked by jeff m 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
inkie yur a douche bag
2006-08-19 04:31:09 · update #1
Find a girl with a deep vagina and pork away, buddy.
Don't forget the condoms!
2006-08-19 04:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Slam it in a car door and cut it down to size if you are tripping over it so much......I know how hard it can be for you men to have to throw them things over your shoulder they get so damned long....your poor guys....I can't even imagine how much strain it puts on your poor back carrying it around....you must need a chiropractor for that heavy,long a s s dick you've been carrying around all these years....maybe someone will invent you a sling for it....sorry man....my heart goes out to you and your dick....try the car thing seriously....
2006-08-19 11:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have quite meaningful & helpful answers given, give them a try.
Or try doing odd jobs with your asset, earn a few bucks along the way, jobs like clogged pipings, sewer pipes are more suitable.
If you can't afford to feed your dog one day, you'll know what to do. Better still, if you hold any grudges with anyone, stick it in their exhaust pipe, so as they can't start up their engine, worth a try, SICKO
2006-08-19 12:53:06 · answer #3 · answered by davmanx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just because it's big doesn't mean anything put it on the side of your pants leg so if a girl fells it she'll know it's really big and they wan't a taste and there u go butjust make sure u pull it out fast cause it'll proalyy go flyin evey where and yes i'm 13 and a virgin if your wonderin.
2006-08-19 11:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Tierra c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eres un chavo bien tonto. parece que tienes 3 anos guey, porque no sabes ni que hacer con tu pinchi pene... aver si aprendes pendejo. ah otra cosa deja de poner preguntas tan fregadas y pendejas, porfavor as nos el favor pendejo.....
2006-08-19 16:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by CHICANA_20 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I looked at the other questions you asked and I think that your best course of action would be to go back and finish kindergarten.
That should give you the maturity to focus your questions.
2006-08-19 11:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by KnowALittleBit 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do like a Dog. Enjoy!
2006-08-19 11:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a cover up for all the other jacked up things that you do or do not have? TMI
2006-08-19 11:27:03 · answer #8 · answered by Ms. Ladeshug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smell desperation on the air.
2006-08-19 11:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by doc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not many girls care about the length , its the width that makes all the difference
2006-08-19 11:23:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋