Its got to be legal, won't make me fat, and not too dirty!!!!!! Only joking - ideas welcomed Of course, I know I will probably be back on the computer as I miss all you guys!!!!
2006-08-19 02:13:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
I am not going out tonight and my night consists of watching x factor. The early ones are the funny ones because they are the auditions. Or you could just cook yourself a nice meal and have a bottle of wine and see what movies are on. I will be on-line tonight if you really really really really really are bored!!!!
2006-08-19 02:21:03 · answer #1 · answered by Coley61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me too - stuck indoors through poor health - perhaps this might bring a smile to your face
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his
English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he
rushed
into a
lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
2006-08-19 02:27:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Internet.
Hire a film.
Get a takeaway.
Have a long soak in the bath.
Do your nails or use some beauty treatments and have a night pampering yourself.
Read a good book.
Sort out your wardrobe.
Phone one of your friends for a good chat and gossip!
Have a good night whatever you decide to do.
2006-08-19 02:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by TB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a good book to read , then open a bottle of vodka and watch a dvd with a few munchies to spoil yaself.
2006-08-19 02:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by micky k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what you like to do and how offen. You could stay on the computer and talk to someone or you called watch TV or watch DVD
2006-08-19 02:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Tony Hi_teck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS NOT THAT DEAR, THAT EVERY BODY GOES OUT EVERYDAY, SO BETTER LEARN TO STAY AT HOME AND DO SOME GOOD WORK, AH! WHY DONT U COOK SOME GOOD FOOD FOR U R SELF, YES!!! ITS THE BEST TIME PASS AND EAT WITH TASTE WHILE TALKING TO U R NET FRIENDS!!!!!
2006-08-19 02:28:35 · answer #6 · answered by dhansuma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glad to know im not the only one who is staying in lol, once ive got the kids to bed im just going to chill out and read while its quiet as my hubby is going to the pub with his mates, i might spoil myself and have a bottle of wine too
2006-08-19 02:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
craft - while watchind a dvd and drinking wine - some of my stuff is a little wonky after but it all adds to the charm of a handmade card!
2006-08-19 02:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by crafty ails 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read a book while soaking in a hot bath, works for me!
2006-08-19 06:35:01 · answer #9 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dvd, some comfort food and a nice bottle of wine.
or have a pampering session
2006-08-19 02:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋