I have been approached by a very worthwhile charity (People Entitled To Attention, PETA) to lend myself to the rather degrading action of auctioning my attentions to some lucky person for a weekend. Keep in mind the expenses for the weekend will be my responsibility. I have arranged for a 50% kick back from the charity. Do you think $100,000 would be a good place to start? Or should I set the bar a little higher so as to keep out the riff-raff?
2006-08-19 02:10:41 · 9 answers · asked by Dave B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Not the animal people PETA. People like me. They stole our letters.
2006-08-19 02:32:24 · update #1
I pity the fool that has to pay for you - one second wonder is what you should be labeled. You stalk me to restrooms, have your way with me, don't even leave a tip and call me dirty names for it and now LOOK at your prostituting yourself out! I'm gonna call up all the girls and pool all our money together so WE can bid on you! Teach you what it feels like to go around the world in a bathroom stall!
2006-08-19 08:49:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is wrong in about 34 different ways. If you really are a member of PETA (as you identified it as opposed ot the real one) you should likely set the bar a lot lower. In my experience, people who feel they are entittled to extra attetnion really deserve it less. I wouldn't bid $5, even if you were totally hot, with this intro.
Don't feel bad. If you were auctioning yourself off for the real PETA, I wouldn't even go that high!
2006-08-19 02:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you are offering your services for charity, "officially" you cannot set the minimum bid. Remember, this is an absolute auction, meaning your services WILL be sold for the highest bid even if it falls under estimated value. I'm curious to see where the opening bid starts. Your ego is inflated enough.
2006-08-19 02:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
peta isnt that that rdical bunch of idiots trying to save the mice from being test dummys they were responcible for burning a lab at mi. state university . that was admirable fricken bone heads id bid 2 cents wich is what these people deserve . hope peta gets their doooooooooooooo
2006-08-19 02:19:15 · answer #4 · answered by craig c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww Honey, You're Priceless
2006-08-19 02:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
try a 6 pack and go from there
2006-08-19 02:15:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One can only start with a bid he can be comfortable with...
I wish you luck...
2006-08-19 02:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy one get one free
2006-08-19 04:33:06 · answer #8 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$1.00 maybe.
2006-08-19 02:15:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋