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what is worse than working on the weekend???
i need some smiles to get through this day....

2006-08-19 01:42:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

10 answers

I know what you mean,and if only JH was here then we'd prolly have a bit more fun, eh ., but oh well :-) i'm here for now, i'll post a couple of questions, hope that helps :-)

and remember,, you should always Smile.. It suits your face:-)

2006-08-19 02:11:07 · answer #1 · answered by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 · 1 0

The first thing that comes to mind that is worse than getting stuck at work on the weekend is getting stuck doing community service on the weekend. You don't even get paid for that! (ick.)

But since you are stuck at work, you might as well catch up on some sleep. Here are some excellent excuses should you get caught:

"TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK"

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just the 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got
here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward
people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how
to handle that big processing problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboard

when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk!


1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Hope I have brought a smile to your face!! have a great day at work, and just keep picturing that paycheck! :)

2006-08-19 01:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by LadyGeektastic 2 · 0 0

Being unemployed on the weekend is worse.

2006-08-19 01:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Working on the weekend on melting temperature while air-con in your office is broken.

2006-08-19 01:53:38 · answer #4 · answered by no one 6 · 0 0

Well I am smiling because I don't have to work today! But good luck...

2006-08-19 01:47:28 · answer #5 · answered by quirkyk 3 · 0 0

Just act ridiculously happy and be recklessly nice to people. Try it. I really think it'll make your day better.

2006-08-19 01:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Me 2 · 0 0

living out on the streets because you don't have a job at all?

2006-08-19 01:51:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

shopping

2006-08-19 01:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

having a shitty boss...

2006-08-19 01:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

being sick .

2006-08-19 03:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by litespeed2rw 6 · 0 0

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