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The guy at the store sais that I could use any mouse with my PC. Well, I just shoved my pet mouse Mr. Squeaks' tail into my USB port and the electric shock killed it!!!! I want to sue the store for 80 million dollars because that's what that mouse was worth in my heart. Will I even need a lawyer for such an open-and-shut case?

2006-08-19 01:38:37 · 9 answers · asked by thecutestbunnyintheforest 1 in Politics & Government Law & Ethics

the usb port is kinda shapes like cheese

2006-08-19 01:45:28 · update #1

9 answers

You have no case at all. You used the wrong port. You should have used the cheese shaped port.

2006-08-19 01:44:17 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 7 · 0 0

The reason Mr Squeaks didnt work was because he was actually a rat.. which means you have no case at all.. sorry...

2006-08-19 08:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by jeff a 2 · 0 0

y mister - i think you and i can do great business together. i think you could give me a real boost i need in the legal profession!and naturally we will get your compensation for the distress of losing a loved one...

- is it me or do some people not know how to take a joke? I don't understand why some of them answer WITH ACTUAL SERIOUS ANSWERS.....lol

2006-08-19 09:05:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah L 2 · 1 0

Now stick you're finger in the electical socket and see if that sparks some sense in that little dense head of yours

2006-08-19 08:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by Texas 5 · 0 0

HA HA $80 million huh?? yeah I think not!!

2006-08-19 08:45:03 · answer #5 · answered by petalfushia 2 · 0 0

You're going to need a PSYCH WARD!

2006-08-19 08:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0 0

Dude, their going to laugh you right out of the courtroom!!!!

2006-08-19 08:44:30 · answer #7 · answered by diddy 2 · 0 1

Hey if thats what he said

2006-08-19 08:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I sure hope that you are pretty so that way you will be okay in life.

:}

2006-08-19 08:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by wwclark 3 · 0 0

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