Did you ever call work and tell them you had Anal Glaucoma , and you just couldn't see your butt going to work

Answer 1

is that a real one ? if so you just made my day if you could see me laugh man that was good

Answer 2

Not yet because I was not aware of devasting disease. But now that I am learned on this condition can add it to my list of excuses for missing work I will certainly do so. I thank you for this valuable useful information that all workers should be made aware of.

Answer 3

no, but that is a good one