its 7;20 sat morn decision time
2006-08-19 01:21:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Get a cup of coffee, first. Life is simple.
One day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10?" So God agreed.
On the next day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a 20-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for 20 years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the dog did?" And God agreed.
On the next day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of 60 years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for 60 years. How about 20 and I'll give back the other 40?"
And God agreed again .
Then on the next day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you 20 years." But man said: "Only 20 years? Could you possibly give me my 20, the 40 the cow gave back, the 10 the monkey gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back? That makes 80, OK?" "OK," said God, "You asked for it" .
So that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves. For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained. Turn off your computer, shower, get dressed, & have a wonderful day.
2006-08-19 01:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's saturday morning. So put you clothes on, and go watch some cartoons. This afternoon you can take up a new hobby, I suggest model railroading.
2006-08-19 08:33:18 · answer #2 · answered by Mike M. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it's 2:30 am here and I think it's about time I turned in (^.^)
2006-08-19 08:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your best best would be to to something! these computers have us by the balls man, get up and away from the grip of the evil box.
2006-08-21 03:31:23 · answer #4 · answered by hey_finny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i often wonder the same thing myself.
2006-08-19 08:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just sit there naked it is still early
2006-08-19 08:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Robin P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't u have any better things to do!???
2006-08-19 08:26:45 · answer #7 · answered by Roosh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay nude, what the hell...
2006-08-19 08:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay nude and stay where you are
2006-08-19 08:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my .....................
2006-08-19 08:26:35 · answer #10 · answered by STEPHANIE S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋