2006-08-18 22:12:53 · 8 answers · asked by popalexpop 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
As for getting a sexy girl, I suggest joining adult Yahoo groups, or singles dating sites, then learning to write in a reasonably mature and intelligent fashion (you are currently writing at a 4th grade level. Hopefully this does not reflect your actual age!). Once you get the girl, I have one major bit of advice: Don’t take her to Taco Bell on your first date. Sure, the food is great and the atmosphere is stylish and romantic, but your butts will expel so much stinky gas for the rest of the evening that you won’t be able to stand each other. Now, if you do succeed in getting a sexy girl and luring her into bed, be sure to focus on her pleasure first. For every sexy woman you can find, she can find a 100 sexy men, so if you don’t stand out (or at least appear trainable), she will dump you for a better boy toy…or maybe she’ll just get one of the those rabbit-thingys and then we will all be of luck.
2006-08-21 01:51:19 · answer #1 · answered by eroticohio 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You need an opening line, small talk vs fear, and closing with a telephone # or date vs preoccupation. Also, no one has ever seen the start of a relationship, 99% of women are obese and ugly, and good looking women can make money in the same activities engaged in during a normal relationship.
2006-08-19 05:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you are a sexy man and since both of you are sexy, there will be many common sexy topics to share on your sexy bed.
2006-08-19 05:21:33 · answer #3 · answered by Phantom of the Opera 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very easy. You have to specify if you want her consent, though.
2006-08-19 05:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by Psychotic Clown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vaya tienen sexo con un mono
2006-08-19 05:18:26 · answer #5 · answered by el.tuco 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lure her in with money.
2006-08-19 05:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read "sex for dummies"
2006-08-19 06:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by bhainney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too bad ,only hoes do that nasty ****
2006-08-21 02:41:38 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋