isn't that a good way to start a fight with someone you truly despise? i know it sounds juvenile but i just needed to get his attention.
2006-08-18 21:33:28 · 13 answers · asked by punchface 3 in Social Science ➔ Sociology
mostly excellent answers except for the b*tch that's gonna call the cops. whatever happened to being a man and fighting like a man? i'm not normally a violent person but this guy was talking **** about me and i just wanted to fight. he called the cops and they let me off with a warning. at least i made him look like a b*tch in front of all his neighbours.
2006-08-18 21:52:15 · update #1
I'd kick your @$$ !!
2006-08-18 21:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by chancethepug 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would collect the dog sh!t from around the neighborhood and wipe it on the doorknos of the offenders home and the rest collected on the car by the windshields where the air vents intake.
I would light a bag of it on fire and ring their doorbell and watch and laugh.
Then I would urinate on their landscaap by the front door.
Other than that, I am very forgiving.
2006-08-18 21:41:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well I would start by getting in the car and proceeding to run you over until the egg was wiped off
2006-08-18 21:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd grab a dozen of my nice farm-fresh eggs, run outside and bean you with as many of them as possible. Then I'd want to know what your problem is.
2006-08-18 21:40:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's no point fighting with an egghead jerk like you...i will just call the police and let them beat the crap out of you !!
2006-08-18 21:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by jims_bong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very expensive mistake.
2006-08-18 21:40:40 · answer #6 · answered by teddybar67 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a recipe for an *** whipping.
2006-08-18 22:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you one of those freaky people that enjoy being hit??
2006-08-18 21:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd shove a chicken up your *** and watch you lay an egg
2006-08-18 21:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi,,, I would stomp a mud hole in your A**......
good luck,,,,, when you get out of the hospital.....
2006-08-18 22:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by eejonesaux 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF I was younger, yes.
2006-08-18 21:38:59 · answer #11 · answered by Nestor Desmond 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋