2006-08-18 19:10:18 · 8 answers · asked by Patrick Bateman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I've actually had my headstone engraved. After my name and date it says " This wasn't my idea". I have cancer and may soon occupy this lot. I want people to smile when they read it.
2006-08-18 19:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's see:
Don't step there.
Can you read this?
I died right before I found out what the meaning of life was.
What are you looking at? Never seen a Tombstone before?
I guess I shouldn';t have done that.
Your mom!
Then there's always my favorite:
Pepperoni & Cheese.
2006-08-19 02:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by amg503 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do u plan on dying anytme soon?
but maybe a cool movie quote. I'd use "Bye Bye Bitches" by Janelle on Big Brother 6 that was funny.
2006-08-19 02:28:13 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here lies Patrick Bateman
He died on this date man
his bones are in the ground
this you cannot debate man.
2006-08-19 02:18:22 · answer #4 · answered by sponggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Life is a Bi tch and then u die"
"Layin in my grave wishing I had made enough money in life to keep my out this cave"
2006-08-19 02:15:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
" A seed from Heaven, sowed in Earth "
" Sorry, you're late "
" Join us "
" I wish I could express how death feels. "
" A few drops of tears wont make me alive again "
" Will you please let me Rest In Peace "
2006-08-19 02:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by |>The GURU of NOTHING<| 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was here; now I am not.
2006-08-19 02:15:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"See you later."
2006-08-19 02:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by themikejonas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋