Anybody else think women should go through wife training after they graduate high school?

Question

Topics should be:


Bringing cold beer to the couch in a timely manner

Proper technique on blowjobs and to ALWAYS swallow

Teach to quit complaining, whining and nagging 24/7

To immediately bend over and drop panties when husband snaps his fingers

Eradicate her impulse to shop and waste money on stupid shlt when it could go to something more useful like a set of golf clubs.

I am sure there are other topics I am missing.

Answer 1

what about men?

teach them not to cheat

how to get home ontime

on how not to be closed minded

you are a pig, i hope you never get married, i take pity on the poor woman stuck with you.

Answer 2

Too Funny!!! And BTW......
Blowjobs, panty dropping and cold beer are covered in most colleges!!(atleast the better ones!!).....

"quit complaining, whining, nagging"....Hmmm, most of the woman I know (including myself) don't have that problem.....have you look in the mirror for the possible problem???

"eradicate her impulse to shop"??? Again, college education and a good job resolves her need to have that. You want golf clubs? Maybe if your a little more appreciative towards her, she'll buy you some. Well, if your a good boy and learn how to please her sexually!!

And, yes you did miss several topics....but it's ok, i realize that much venting probably wore you out. Take a deep breathe, relax.....and then go get that little woman a beer, and remember to drop your panties before you kneel and eat her p*u*s*s*y tonight!!!!

Answer 3

Anyone think men should? Dude, people suck. Don't say it's all women. If the women you date are bitches, that's just your problem. People tend to get the same people time and time again, usually people who they love to hate.

1. WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES YOU ASSHOLE.

2. Women don't have to give you a ******* if they don't want. Ever thought of returning the favor?

3. Oh, what is it you're doing now? What is it all your questions and answers are doing? WHINING AND NAGGING YOU BIGOT.

4. You can't force a girl to have sex with you. And I can see why none don't.

5. Yea, like men don't spend money on what they want. Hmm, what did I buy this past year? Well, my family's rather poor, so some clothes from the thrift store to add to my handmedowns....and....oh, back to school supplies. Dude, women don't have to love what you love. You're an idiot.

Yea, there's alot you're missing. Like, oh, how women should stop...well....let's see...giving blowjobs to ungratefull asswipes, spending money like their partners do...having a will of their own...resisting sexual assalt.

BTW, if a woman doesn't want you, then live with it. You're disgusting.

Answer 4

I suppose there should be a class for men too. They would have to make the curriculum very simple and easy to understand. The words in the books would have to be very large print with lots of comic style pictures, illustrating the how-to of things.

You guys would need at least two years. Too many classes at one time would ensure a high failure rate. You classes would be as follows:

Learn to aim your little guy when taking a leak.

Put the toilet seat down.

Learn to give a decent foot rub and massage.

Do NOT rabbit hump (This class will most likely be repeated).

NO, NO, NO sloppy mouth activity (This class will be graded as pass/fail only).

The mere utterance "HUH" will have to be removed from your vocabulary. It is not a word. (This would be done in sessions with your guidance counselor)

How to go and get your own beers.

Earn the goodies.

Stay off the couch.

Take less naps and do something contructive.

How to NOT over cook burgers and brats on the grill.

Do not hang dirty clothes back in the closet to wear again.

For extra credit, the big pass/fail class would be:

How to multitask.

Then there should be a second level of classes to be taught after you are married for a few years, related to sharing in family time and housework.

Answer 5

Those are great lessons but the syllabus should contain some code of conduct type social studies too:

Don't erase the messages from my people on home message machine.

Don't start fights with my friends because she doesn't like them

Don't use the 'kids' as a conquer all last word to manipulate the outcome of EVERYTHING

And other supplements of understanding involving her mother or other family members on her side

Answer 6

Sounds like some good material for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. "If you believe all this, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK".
I think you oughta go through some 'husband training'.
#1- STOP thinking about yourself all the time
#2- Treat her with respect-- NOT like a hooker
#3- Buy HER a set of golf clubs (and hope like heck she doesn't wrap one around yer neck)
#4- Learn how to run-- REALLY FAST (In case she comes after you with that golf club.
Lotsa luck-- 'cause if you're serious about your question, believe me, you're gonna NEED IT!!!!

Answer 7

And what planet did you just fly in from, Mars? It must be true some men are from Mars, because you certainly haven't heard that we woman have come a long way baby. The stone age of clubbing a woman and dragging her back to the cave are so over.
Thank goodness there are plenty of decent men here on Earth. I suggest you warm up the spaceship and return home, because that doesn't fly here on Earth!

Answer 8

For the right, respectful, well endowed (physically, intellectually and financially) partner, those responses will be automatic in a woman. Guess you just don't fit the bill for anyone!

Oh and by the way, you may not want to wish for golf clubs just in case you piss off the wife and she decides to "love you" with them....I'm sure you get my drift.

Answer 9

Only if men must go through Husband Training and learn to accept that none of that 'wife training' crap is gonna happen.

Build yourself a sexbot. It'll be the only woman you'll ever have.

Answer 10

Wife training would require that you first be able to ATTRACT a wife, and we all know you are sitting there alone as you write this. Ain't that right baby doll?! Things are lonely at the shallow end of the gene pool, aren't they? I bet you have a mullet :-)

Answer 11

WTF?! And what Stepford Wives moron would teach this, pray tell? Have you yet graduated from husband training? I would guess not, or in a perfect world, you wouldn't be allowed on the computer without your wife's approval and/supervision. But, all kidding aside, it was very cute and humorous, as I'm sure you intended it to be ... in an "I have two brain cells to rub together and look what I can do with them" sort of way. Very creative.