How do I drive my dad's girlfriend crazy?

Question

My dad is considering marrying the reason for his divorce from my mom. I hate the ho and cant stand her two small kids. How do I break them up without him knowing what I'm doing? HELP ME OUT!!! I will try anything!!!

they might be happy now, but she will eventually cheat on him. Once a ho, always a ho. And idk why people get mad at a serious question. Almost as if they can relate to the adults in the situation...

hey, I am more concered about him getting burned by her than anything. she IS a cheater, and younger by 20 years. Dont think sheel cheat on him, too? And I dont want him to have to deal with her crazy ex and end up getting upset.

why are people gettin so mad? does it take that much brainpower to realize that she'll cheat on him and hurt him too?

Answer 1

Maybe your parents where not ment to be but if you say she was the reason for their seperation then here's what you do,
1-when she cooks put chili or hot peper anything bad in her food with out her knowing make sure its done when she finishes it so she doesnt taste the food and discover its bad
2- break your stuff and throw them around in your bedroom, when her kids are around, them scream and make sure your dads see's whats broken. do it a couple of times then do it to his stuff then he would automatically think its her kids!
3- always be sweet to her and kids infront of your dad so when she complains about you he'd think she's lieing.
4- put some of your dads private stuff in her handbag, then bumb her bag, let it fall and when the stuff falls out (make sure your dad see's it but not when she's there) he'll run to pick it up and then he'll wonder why his things are in her bag.
5- ripp your moms pictures then ask your dad why is she so mean althought you try very hard for his sake to make things work.
Good luck
PS for the handbag trick, put a "thank you for last night card" sign it by a Micheal with XXX and get the bag to drop infront of your dad. But you have to make sure he does not know you did this on purpose.

Answer 2

If you love your dad his happiness should be a priority to you. Do you plan on being a companion to him 24 hours a day 7 days a week for the rest of his life... probably not so why don't you leave that up to his fiance. What happened between your parents is awful but you shouldn't place all of the blame on his girlfriend. Her children and you are the victims of the whole situation so you should not take out your frustrations on them. Look at the bigger picture here, try and heal the wounds your family has suffered by counseling or a healthy alternative. Good luck and I'm sorry you are in so much pain.

Answer 3

Being a teen is enough to make anyone go crazy.
If your dad is in love with this woman, leave them alone. It is hard enough to find someone that really loves you to start off with.
As far as your mom and dad, kids never know the real reason for a split up.
Go easy on your dad. If you call her a ho, that means your dad is a ho hopper. So stop that....
The kids are going to be in your life anyways. Older kids never like their younger siblings so being step siblings won't make much difference.
Besides, you will grow up and move out one day, so let them be.....

Answer 4

well put it to you this way.. if your dad doesnt marry her he will be more miserable and simply pick somebody else (who might be way worse).. you might hate her kids and they might hate you.. BUT it may just be the best thing that ever happens to you is this....

this girl isnt the reason for their divorce... if the marriage had of been perfect your dad wouldnt have even noticed her...
I am sorry your parents divorced BUT life is what you make of it.. you can be miserable forever or accept that your mom and dad have split and this is the new deal.... if you hate her she will hate you and your life will be miserable and your dad will see through it and he too will resent you because you are selfish caring only about your happiness not his...

again sorry they are getting divorced.. divorce sucks.. I am a widowed mom of 1 kid.. and remarried a guy who was divorced long before I met him.. and its tough.. just hang in there.. life will be ok...

Answer 5

First, you need to grow up and make an effort to get along with your soon to be stepmother and step siblings. She isn't the reason why your parents divorced, YOUR DAD IS. This is a tough situation for you because you're making several transition at once. Perhaps talking with others who are in similar situations can help you. You are obviously angry about the whole thing. You can read about it in books in your library. Good luck, dear. This isn't easy for anyone involved.

Answer 6

i was in the same position you were. my dads g/f is a cun+.i just told her straighter out your a dumb b*tch and i hope your kids see what a shitty mother you are. but she was letting my dad hit her kids and ****..i had no respect for her from the beggining. they are still not mariied because she is the reason most of my family doesnt get along. if she knows how you feel maybe she will be intimidated and things will just be obvious to your dad and her. then maybe they will realize they shouldnt be together

Answer 7

You are going to regret your horrible attitude. The reason your mum and dad broke up is not cause of one woman. It's none of your business who your mum or dad marry, and as for the little kids, leave them alone, they are innocent, and your just a jealous little turd. You should be happy your dad is happy, and if your mums not well she wil get over it, thats life. You will loose the respect of your father if you try and break themm up, and even if this woman is a trouble making ho, let him find out for himself ...and just concentrate on your own business.

Answer 8

I think that it is sad that so many "parents" get divorced and forget that their FIRST responsibility is their children. NO parent should remarry until their children are 18. Tell your dad the TRUTH, let him know how your feeling. I think that if you can calmly and NICELY let him know that YOU NEED YOUR DAD, he may hear you. I am sorry for your loss.

Answer 9

Watch the original movie, "The Parent Trap", starring Hayley Mills. She pulls a lot of stunts and it works!

(Don't watch the re-make with Lindsay Lohan, it is crap.)

Answer 10

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO HURT YOUR DAD? I MEAN IF HE IS CONSIDERING MARRIAGE HE MUST REALLY LOVE HER. YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO SELFISH AND THINK OF YOUR FATHER. BESIDES IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER GO LIVE WITH YOUR MOM! I THINK THE REASON YOU "HATE" HER IS BECAUSE YOU WANT YOUR MOM AND DAD TOGETHER AND NOT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. YOU NEED TO BE SUPPORTIVE OF BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO HAVE THEIR OWN LIVES, YA KNOW, AND THEY WANT YOU TO BE A PART OF THAT LIFE, SO YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT YOUR DAD FINDING SOMEONE, AND NOT TRYING TO MAKE HIM MISERABLE!