I want to put this phrase on a shirt: "I had sex with Monica Lewinski. Does that make me the president?"
What do you think of that?
2006-08-18 17:18:15 · 27 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I just thought of another one: "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes".
2006-08-18 17:25:05 · update #1
"I've served for IRAQ and Afghanistan.... and all I get was this fu*king T-shirt..."
2006-08-18 17:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by Raz... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ouch! Don't Do That!"
Your Monica Lewinski phrase is catchy. But better be careful, someone may try to make you president if you wear the shirt.
2006-08-19 00:27:30 · answer #2 · answered by Nightwriter21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
T-shirt I saw at a concert. It said "free hand lotion" then it had an arrow pointing down, and it said"pump repeatedly"
that was the funniest shirt I've ever seen. and i have the one that says, tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
2006-08-19 01:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by Stinger 22 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A website showed a baby in a T-shirt that read:
"I'm proof that my mom and dad like to f**k."
I liked your phrases, too. Pretty funny.
2006-08-19 00:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Inquisitive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend have one made for me once...it said F*ck Off! My favorite one now says I'm a virgin but this is an old shirt
2006-08-19 00:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by TheGuru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus is coming, act busy lol.
front-i like your boyfriend
back-i want your boyfriend<--my english teacher said that's the kind of shirt that would get you shot in the back LOL
boys are like buses, a new one comes every 5 minutes
2006-08-19 00:26:45 · answer #6 · answered by What!? No Way!? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm leaving but if i get back before any one finds me keep me here and
I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud, BUT I'M FUN!
AND TELL THEM DICK DIN'T DIE HE FELL DOWN AND COULDN'T REACH HIS BEER!!
and where were his friends at huh?
***** ok in the watch program has hat that holds at least two beer worry not about Dick with good friends and FBI keeps close watch.
2006-08-19 00:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a shirt that says "I Hate This Town." I get sneers and nasty comments every time I wear it. Which is a lot.
2006-08-19 00:25:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a tank top that says really really really small on the front:
(yes they are)
and then on the back towards the middle of my back
(no they're not)
I'm proud to say, that was my own creation!
2006-08-19 00:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant, I had a maternity tshirt that stated:
"It's a tough job, but's someone's gotta do it."
I also saw a tshirt once that read:
"I'm single with a good credit." I thought that was the funniest.
2006-08-19 00:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by adjoadjo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a toss up between
"im a bomb technition, if u see me running, try to catch up"
and
"this shirt was designed to keep girls busy while i check out their boobs"
2006-08-19 00:24:12 · answer #11 · answered by fuzzycakes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋