oooooooooo girls will u help me iam to sexy for my own good iam cheating on my husband shaq with usher and vanilla ice i get my mc hammer on all the time my question is i lost a chicken wing under my boobie wat should i do?
2006-08-18 17:17:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First of all, IF you were married to Shaq, why would you cheat on him with such little men? Hell, can you even find them in bed?
400lbs on a woman, is NEVER sexy. It's life threatening. I'm not saying this to insult you, I really feel you should do something about it before your heart fails.
We've had obese people come into the ER, full arrest from either their weight problem or advanced disease issue, found food items under their breast tissue, molded and causing fungal and bacterial infections in their skin folds. Do you know how aggressive infections become when your systems are compromised? It's pretty bad.
None of what you just said is cute. I'm actually suspicious. I think you're somebody who found a picture of a very obese woman and decided to poke fun. It's not funny baby.
If this is truly you, I'm concerned about your need to make light of this. Do you feel like you have no way out? Do you feel you have no options? You don't have to eat to get full, just eat to be healthier.
2006-08-18 17:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by *~*~*~~~His Angel~~~*~*~* 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A map and a crowbar will come in handy, suga.
I'd hire a crane to lift yo @ss and shake it all about.
Who knows what falls out - maybe you'll even find you car keys and the darn cat.
2006-08-19 01:15:57 · answer #2 · answered by annar12002 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another bag of fritos and look for Michael Jackson!
mb
2006-08-19 00:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call Jenny Craig maybe?
2006-08-19 00:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Lonesome Dove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send the cat in afta it. and can i share a piece of vanilla ice withcha or ice tea (the rapper)
2006-08-19 00:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by devil_queen_biatch14 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl i love me some wings.honey bbq wings from kfc. oh i'm sorry got me all hungry and stuff. well i will get THE WONDER PETS. they seem to find everything. i hope you find it.
2006-08-19 00:32:35 · answer #6 · answered by mahogany d 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny Girl what is it that you wanted to ask ?
Whats the Question baby !
Thanks for giving me much needed laughs !
You are soo God damned Funny ! LOL
God Bless you Girl ! take care
2006-08-19 03:37:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
big sexy, i think i want some chicken wing
2006-08-19 00:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by luckymc100 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go make some more chicken wings
2006-08-19 00:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u need to get a bigger piece of chicken next time. take your when time when sucking on that bone.
2006-08-19 00:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by cforcreation 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋