Please, help! I gotta get up early tomorrow for band practice........
2006-08-18 17:12:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Tell them that the stock for Halliburton went down and they better sell.
Or tell them some gay people are trying to get married next door.
Or tell them that some poor people down the road are trying to get help for there kids.
Or tell them some working class Americans want a raise down at the local factory.
Any of those idea's should get them off their butts real quick.
2006-08-18 17:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give Bush a pretzel. He'll choke to death.
Cheney will try to get help, but will die of a heart attack after running for 10 yards.
And you can go to bed to get ready for that band practice.
We can all dream, right?
2006-08-19 00:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by RatherTallFella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Throw some oily pretzels outside and slam the door and lock it when they go for it. And get rid of all the Mars bars quick!
2006-08-19 01:15:34 · answer #3 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little garlic and holy water ought to work wonders.
I heard if you put salt on Cheney he'd melt.
2006-08-19 00:32:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make a trail of dollar bills leading out into the woods. Nature will take care of the rest. Predators are naturally attracted to the scent of the weak.
2006-08-19 00:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give Cheney your shot gun and some Budweiser and leave...They will remove the problem themselves.
2006-08-19 01:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny_is_Hot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that we have peace in the Middle East. They will rush back to Washington to correct the situation immediately.
2006-08-19 00:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by lockesmith 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Put on your glasses and dump the dope.
That is not George and Dick that's the three stooges.
I think they hit you over the head once too much!
2006-08-19 00:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the sake of the country, man, kill them!
You could sell them to a third world country. I know a lot of them would LOVE to get their hands on the two of them.
2006-08-19 00:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by charice266 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
strap their azz to a patriot missile and launch both of them to highest bidder on ebay lol
2006-08-19 00:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by james_a_willis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋