Please tell favorite in joke context and actual dirty talk context.
2006-08-18 17:01:54 · 24 answers · asked by Compulsory23 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pinocchio, 'cause he grows as he lies.
2006-08-18 17:05:17 · answer #1 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Compulsory 23
2006-08-18 17:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't decide on one name. This Monty Python ditty sums it all up nicely:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a d*ck,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
2006-08-18 17:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer DICK
Although -
I saw this movie years ago (some vampire mess) and this Vamp saunters into a club and these dudes are totally pushing up on her - and one of the guys (I think was Jim Carrey) says to her: "I want to tickle your tonsels with my 'meat puppet!'"
Another favorite is Bologna Pony
2006-08-18 17:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by Pask 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Princess Sophia
2006-08-18 17:06:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dick just seems so been there done that.....Then the other words sound like something a child would use or a name for a hot dog. I think the best word for a mans penis is cock.....
2006-08-18 17:06:21 · answer #6 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gargantua!
2006-08-18 17:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Catspaw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As my **** gets wetter and wetter, I am penitrated by the enormous heat seeking moisture missle!
2006-08-18 17:55:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I call my husbands the Holley Hog.
It's so big and feisty. It likes getting all wet.
2006-08-18 17:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by Illinoismom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like dick and when i'm joking around i call it a penis in a very proper uppity tone
2006-08-18 17:05:44 · answer #10 · answered by Emily E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I named my hubby's "The Italian Sausage"
2006-08-18 17:06:49 · answer #11 · answered by misstikal311 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋