2006-08-18 16:59:52 · 13 answers · asked by billabong22_2005 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
If a black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car, who is driving it?
Cops
2006-08-18 17:03:01 · answer #1 · answered by 120 IQ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read This!!! Its long but HILARIOUS!!!
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he''d like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door . "Oh, I''m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"
2006-08-19 00:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by Lindzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The democratic Party
2006-08-19 00:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by pigpen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You won't believe what happened to me, I was rear ended today but I couldn't report it because it happened in my bedroom.
This women told a old lady, "I like your pearl necklace, I had one last night".
2006-08-19 00:07:11 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from spongebob the show:
cops: lets book him!
patrick: wow i was the last person i would've suspected, but i was looking for me all the time. its the perfect crime!
cops: yea,yea... tell it to the judge.
i thought that was funny
2006-08-19 00:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by free.the.roaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One hour of anxiety for every minute of peace
2006-08-19 00:02:44 · answer #6 · answered by Princess illusion 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do an elephant and a plum have in common?
They are both purple... except for the elephant.
2006-08-19 00:05:11 · answer #7 · answered by healingman2911 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
and I tell really funny stories too
2006-08-19 00:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a bar and sais ouch.
2006-08-19 00:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha no
2006-08-19 00:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by kayla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋