Do you have the most hilarious personal story?

Question

I want to hear stories from your life or the lives of those you know and I want to laugh. Are you up to the challenge?

Is your memory a hearty-haha or a lacklusterlaugh?

Best answer to the best story!

Answer 1

My severely handicapped daughter was little at the time, and we had a black lab dog that had absolutely adopted this little girl and made it her mission to take care of her. I came to trust this dog to "babysit" if I had to cook dinner or whatever. Anyway, one day I was really busy and checked on my daughter and her dog and saw them under the dining room table playing tug-o-war with a pink sock, ok, they were fine......A few minutes later, I heard the dog starting to make whining noises, so I looked under the table again, and it was NOT a pink sock they were playing tug-o-war with, it was the dog's TONGUE my daughter was pulling on....... OMG, what a GOOD dog.
P.S. When my daughter passed away at age 15, that old dog totally stopped eating, refused to get off my daughter's bed and died herself a month later.

Answer 2

Okay I went to a big awards dinner one night, I would've been about 20 then. Anyway, there were mostly young people sitting at our table, but several were married, and there was one couple in their 60s, of which I was seated on one side of the wife, her husband was on the other side of her. I didn't know anyone except my date, but everyone else was familiar with each other.

Each place setting had a beautiful carnation in a tiny vase. Someone at the other end of the table plucked their flower out and passed it on to the next person, whispering something in their ear. That person took the flower and added their own and said something to the next person who did the same, and so on. Eventually the person beside me, my date, received what was now a lovely bouquet of flowers, and whatever instructions were being passed along. He gave me the flowers and said, "Pass these on to Arnold, tell him to give them to his wife for her birthday." So I added my own flower to the bunch and gave them to the woman beside me and said, "Pass these on to Arnold. Tell him to give them to his wife for her birthday." And I thrust the flowers into her hand.

Everyone at the table stopped and gawked. The woman, grinning broadly, gave the flowers to her husband who promptly handed them back to her and exclaimed, "Happy birthday darling!"

The ENTIRE table burst into hysterics, including me. I really got a good chuckle, even if it was at my own expense.

Answer 3

well heres a funny story about hubby...he was doing watchtower guard duty in iraq one night and kept feeling like someone was watching him
.He hears somethin and automaticaly shot weapon off.............heres the kicker.............he shot a grasshopper!lmooooooooooo