I want surgery to enlarge my schlong so I can go into porn. Does anyone know about how much it costs?
2006-08-18 16:29:16 · 20 answers · asked by ... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
brad you took some hits with the answers on this question but I think you should do it and if for nothing else for the ladies. (wink)
2006-08-18 18:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-21 17:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by Ferdinand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of those Catch 22 things.
You need a big one to be a porn star but you have to be a porn star to afford the surgery to make your normal one big.
Just be happy with the one you got you will get to use it sooner or later.
Probably.
2006-08-18 16:38:07 · answer #3 · answered by Larry T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude BAD BAD idea. All they do is suck the fat around your pubic bone and cut the tendon. You're dick goes straight up and hurts to use. My b/f had that surgery done. He says he would never have had it done had he known what would have happened. It's not repearable once they do it. If you want a trick to make it look bigger, if you have lots of pubes trim em.PENIS
LENGTHENING
Lengthening of the penis by releasing the suspensory ligament where it is attached to the pubic bone
PENIS WIDENING
Increasing penis girth through Alloderm™ Dermal Matrix Grafts.
2006-08-18 16:35:58 · answer #4 · answered by TulsaAutobot76 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, since a "schlong" doesn't exist, the surgery doesn't exist, so the cost doesn't exist, so I think you are ςΉΐт outa' luck, dude.
2006-08-18 16:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kiss my Putt! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love, if you've ever seen porn, you'll notice that many guys have average size weiners. Be proud of what God gave you.
2006-08-18 16:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The scare tissue would make it scary and twisty and knotty .
A HORROR PORN star; Frankie does Dullas Cheer babies. or RIP-THROAT
2006-08-18 16:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Robert F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 u if you want 10 innches probably $8,000 a thousand a inch lol
2006-08-18 16:36:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not worth answering, but I'll swipe the 2 points anyway.
Don't do it.
2006-08-18 16:35:04 · answer #9 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you have anything better to do tonight? You are funny to me, why would you ask a question like that? I'm laughting my off.
2006-08-18 16:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋