What would Jesus drive?

Answer 1

A memorial car? Because he's gonna bring us to the last destination.

Answer 2

Jesus would drive an old beat up station wagon...plenty of room for the 12 apostles (well, almost...most of the old ones had a third row seat and could seat 9-10 adults, but I've heard rumors of as many as 11-12 people fitting into those big old wagons),,,not to mention cargo space in the back for a carpenter's stuff...Smog wouldn't have been an issue, as very little of our smog comes out of our tailpipes in the first place; most of it is a result of coal plants and oil refineries that have smokestacks that pump the stuff hundreds of feet into the atmosphere...The expense of gas would have been a non-issue as well...think about it, if he could turn water into wine, certainly he could turn water into gas!!!...just a thought.....

oh yeah and one more thing...those old wagons were built like assault tanks, allowing Jesus and his 12 revolutionaries to pulvarize thousands of roman centurions, driving the Romans out of Jerusalem (no pun intended)...

Answer 3

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says,
"God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
(Plymouth Fury )

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to,
"pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." - Psalm 83:15

Perhaps, God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain
"until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast." - Exodus 19:13

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like to talk about it.
As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd,
"For I did not speak of my own Accord..." - John 12:49
(Honda)

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that
"the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler:
"Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda
"The Apostles were in one Accord." !!!! - Acts 5:12
(Honda)

Maybe He drove a Jeep:
"But take care that this Liberty of yours does not somehow
become a stumbling block to the weak." 1 Corint 8:9

Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was
brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25
(Dodge)

Another "Dodge" driver is spoken of in Holy Scripture:
For John came neither eating nor drinking,
and they say, He hath a demon. - Mat 11:18
(Dodge Demon)

and my own research has uncovered that in the Old Covenant,
the Israelites were ORDERED to feast with their automobiles.
And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks
unto the LORD thy God with a tribute - Deu 16:10

(Mazda Tribute)

Answer 4

Jesus don't drive, he just walks.

Answer 5

A red Cavalier like my 2-door 2002 model!

Answer 6

An old blue Toyota pick-up truck.

"Jesus drives a blue Toyota; yes he does.
Jesus drives a blue Toyota; yes he does.
Jesus drives a blue Toyota,
Jesus drives a blue Toyota,
Jesus drives a blue Toyota; yes he does!"

Answer 7

Same thing God drove, and the only vehicle present in early biblical days, a Plymouth. You doubt me? Okay, chapter and verse...

Jer 23:19 Behold, a whirlwind of the LORD is gone forth in fury, even a grievous whirlwind: it shall fall grievously upon the head of the wicked.

He even ran over some wicked people.

Eze 24:13 In thy filthiness [is] lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee.

The Honda came later,

Act 7:57 Then they cried out with a loud voice, and stopped their ears, and ran upon him with one accord...

Answer 8

A red 5-speed1973 Volkswagon bus that's been converted to run on biodiesel and veggie oil fuel.

Answer 9

Jesus doesn't have to drive...he is already there!

Answer 10

Hee would drive the biggest SUV he could that runs on E85