Revenge! I need some ideas...?

Question

My sis and her husband have a roommate that is evil. They're working on legally eviting her, but I would like some ideas to get back at her that really can't get them arrested.

I know it isn't nice. Feel free to be mean to this reposnse if you feel like it.

This roommate put sugar in the OIL tank of their minivan
Has been smoking crack
Smoked cigarettes in my nieces room
Stole money
Has been shoplifting
Having an affair with the neighbor next door
Stole family heirlooms to pay for drugs
Stole cell phone
Burned things with her cigarettes

Thanks in advance...for helping with my evil plan.

Answer 1

Hmmmmmm. OK, if she's smoking crack she has a dealer, dealers are dangerous people, so messing with the dealer is probably the worst thing you could do to her. So if you don't already know who the dealer is you need to find out. Then let the dealer know that she is talking to / working with the police because.. (say she's in trouble for writing bad checks and is cutting a deal w/ PD)....this will
1.) cut off her crack supply, and
2.) P. O. Dealer.

Got a digital camera? Take her picture, make a flyer, topic? (you decide) deliver anonymously to everyone she knows and will be mortified to have received this info. You know you could actually make the flyer about the info you included in your question. Why not post it at her place of employment? Her family's residence?
Just off the top of my head.

Answer 2

Number 1 Change locks. Unless this person is listed on the lease, your family is perfectly within their rights to do so. Also, lock away anything of value.

Number 2 Put the word on the street that he is free because he ratted on someone whose recently been arrested.

Make his/her crackhead friends not trust em.

Number 3 If you know he is going to be partying in a certain place, call the police saying you are a neighbor, and saw him buy something from a guy in a car in front of the place, or you saw him walking in with a gallon of anything used to make meth. 'You have kids, and you are really scared, please check this out now'.

If you see her shoplift, subtly narc her out.

Mess with her life 'away from home'. Be silent about anything you do, even to your family.

Number 4 If she has a job. Call and put in customer complaints. Have a few friends do the same, if possible/wise.

Number 5 Key the driver's side of her car when it is not parked at home'.

If none of that works, tip over her outhouse.

Answer 3

If they live in an apartment then move while she in out getting drugs. Get a full crew of friends to help. Pick one in the same complex that way the problems with rent and deposits are not a big deal.

If they own their own home, then put it up for sale (fake of course). works best if you have a friend that sells homes. She will have to move when you tell her the home sold a week later. Get someone you know to fake coming over and viewing the home while she is there. She will have to move with a new owner. Have the "new" owner say that they are going to gut and remodel the whole place. Say that they want to close in the next week and move in the following. Change the locks that week and rent a car for a week to put in the driveway.

Answer 4

As much as you like to take revenge out on the evil person, remember there are laws that govern the renter and so you have to be very careful. You should let the laws work and your sis and husband need to be more careful who they rent or have be their roommate.

If they are legally trying to evict her then let it happen. If you pull some pranks on this woman, it can help slow the process up and you will be hurting your sis more than helping.

Just a legal thought.

Answer 5

properly in my Jr year of school i became horribly picked on and seeked revenge my entire existence grew to develop into wrapped round this. I now understand Karma is the great element ever. upward push above and do not enable them understand they have disturbed youor else they received't end. I in no way did search for revenge yet now some 10 years later i look at them and me and am extremely joyful as they now are all jobless, fat and purely useless end properly I have a lot going DONT stay at living house and am satisfied.... Karma all of it works contained in the right

Answer 6

Is her name Heather? LOL I acctually had an ex-friend of mine stay with me when she claimed her husband was throwing her around...so out of pity I let her move in to start fresh...big mistake...she was a free loader. Well when I kicked her out she moved back with her parents...so I went online and signed her up for free cattologes and junk mail....stuff like sex toys, free lesbian magizines, diet things...all kinds of junk mail. Emarrassing stuff. One time I let the ***** borrow my car and I said don't smoke in my car...she did so I found her cigarettes and tossed them. I would tell any guy she was hanging out with that she was taking heavy medication for her several mental disorders. That scared away a few. (that whore) Man I feel for your sister...I do. ALl they can do is make her life a living hell by saying off the wall stuff...try to mentally freak her out. LIke move **** around so she can't find anything. Like small ****...if she's a free loader have them romove the tolliet paper and only take it in there when they need it. If they can find the drugs she has hidden in her room....well have them call the police and say that thier roomate has drugs in her room. That should be legal enough to get her evicted.

Answer 7

bologna on th car-kills the paint job
coca cola on the car-also kills the paint job
call th police on them for the drugs get them searched, arrested
steal baack
move all her **** out when shes not there, then be like, "what are you gonna do? call the cops?" and just have everyone at the house be like "no she doesnt live here shes on crack!" does she have a lease? eff her
tell her to f u c k right off

Answer 8

Take a fiberglass air conditioner filter and cut a little into a fine powder with scissors...Then put in in her panties/pants....(real itching powder)

Answer 9

HEY...WHAT'S THERE TO ASK YOU HAVE A ROOMIE/FRIEND WHO IS A CRIMMINAL .AND YOU KNOW SHE'S DOING THE DEED.....CALL THE COPS THATS A GOOD WAY TO GET HER HEAD OUT OF THE CRACK CLOUDS ...........TURN HER INTO THE COPS.LET HER SWEAT IT OFF IN JAIL........

Answer 10

Clean the toilet or the catbox with her toothbrush . That's always helped me .