Heaven is over rated. Hell has a jacuzzi.
or
Too bad to go to Heaven, and the devil kicked me out of Hell cuz he was afraid I'd take over.
2006-08-18 15:45:37 · 32 answers · asked by Jugglingmidget06 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I asked which do you like, not give me one of your favorites. Don't get me wrong, tell me which you like more and then give me your fav quote or life motto.
2006-08-18 16:00:02 · update #1
#2.and also "i'm going to hell,but thats OK 'cause all my friends will be there"(said by a friend)hmmm.......
side note:i can't help but notice that the blond said something stupid and totally irrelevant to the question,about being blonde
2006-08-18 15:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by k_5_j_3_9 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Too bad to go to Heaven, and the devil kicked me out of Hell cuz he was afraid I'd take over"
2006-08-18 15:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by Jubei 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite quote is "Silence is Golden" or "Don't let the door bite your Azz on the way out !!!!! !!! Out of yours I would say that The one that says " God thought I was too good to be in heaven and the devil was afraid I would take overb because I'm the world's biggest bad azz" !!!!
2006-08-18 15:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by ChiefNickNameadvancer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the FIRST one-liner. It is simple and compares the two side-by-side "Heaven being over rated vs. Hell having a jacuzzi."
I applaud the K.I.S.S.-principle.
KEEP IT SIMPLE AND SWEET.
2006-08-18 15:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell has a jacuzzi, that's funny - what happens when the jacuzzi starts to boil and peels off your skin?
2006-08-18 15:51:03 · answer #5 · answered by Big Buddy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
devil kicked me out for trying to take over.
2006-08-18 15:51:13 · answer #6 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the 2nd one better.
Mine is:
"We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot."
Eleanor Roosevelt
2006-08-18 16:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by RoZ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second quote the best.
2006-08-18 19:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
#2
2006-08-18 15:50:50 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Callie Ann ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 2nd one.
2006-08-18 15:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by puma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋