So tell me how the stars and planets effect our signs?

Answer 1

There is no easy or quick answer to that, no matter how bad someone might want there to be. Here is a link to an easy to read and understand site. If you have a natal chart then you can see how things happened in your past present and future.
*It's misunderstood as some other form of something against God, but the heavens were formed by the Creator in a fashion to help give you clues and advice.
Hope you enjoy.

*my zealot disclaimer*

Answer 2

They don't. Astrology suggests that stars had an affect on us because at birth based partly on their gravitational effects and some other baloney. Truth is, the delivering doctors gravitational pull on you was stronger than that of any star besides the sun.

Answer 3

They move in patterns that correspond with the days on earth, which in turn alter the overall mood of the planet and cause unexplained activities such as supernatural and spiritual happenings.

Answer 4

Well, Venus sounds like Penis and that belongs to a man and men are jerks so the sign i give is the middle finger!

Answer 5

Well, whenever it is dark outside you need your headlights on to see the signs.

Don't think about the previous statement too deeply. There is no intellectual content above.

Answer 6

Every time Jupiter sets in the east the street sign on my corner spins round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round and round.

Answer 7

They don't. It's a superstition.

Answer 8

They don't.