What is the single most cruelest thing your brother or sister did to you growing up?

Question

FUNNY Stories Welcome!

Answer 1

Put poop in my laundry, it came out of the dryer really funky....I was soooooooooooo pissed off......well you asked!!!! I had to do it all over again! I stil havent gotten him back for that one, and he still blames the dog! This is the truth...I am the eldest of 9.....oy vey.......!!!!!!!!Well i did put chewing gum in hs hair while he slept, but at least it didnt stink! I have JUST begun to fight!

Answer 2

I have always loved chocolate and my two older sisters told me the dirt under a friend's trailer house would taste like chocolate if I ate enough of it. Unfortunately, the dog lived under that trailer, so I'm sure I ate more than just dirt.

Also, at my sister's b-day party, her friends tied me and my cousin up and locked us in a bedroom. We were tugging on the door and they let go as we were pulling, which sent me flying backwards into the edge of the closet. I ended up splitting my head open and had blood running down my leg before I realized it. Those were good times. Ironically, the three of us are now best of friends.

Answer 3

when I was a baby my brothers would feed me boogers. when I got older my brothers locked me in a trunk, pushed me out of a tree with bike inner-tubes tied to my ankles. rolled me in mud held me down and tickled me until I wet my self told me that the boy I had a crush on was on the phone when there was no one there, dressed me up with underwear on my head and took pictures, fed my hamster to to the dog chased me around with baggies of poo and well the list go's on I'm sure but I can't think of the other stuff right off hand.
Surprisingly I am an almost mentally healthy adult.

Answer 4

My sister was so mean growing up. She beat me up so badly that my parents kept me out of school for a couple of days. She also chased me around the house with knives---I have a few scars for proof.
It was crazy.
Now that we're adults we can laugh about it...but geeze, she must've had some major issues. ☺

Answer 5

My parents told my brothers that they were NOT allowed to hit girls - so daily I would literally beat the crap out of them and they had to take it - because they couldn't hit back. One day my older brother pinned me down with his knees on my shoulders so I couldn't move or anything and as I started screaming for our mom he hawked up the biggest loogey and spit it RIGHT IN MY MOUTH!! He was too scared to get up at that point though!

Answer 6

Too many things to really concentrate on just one. To my older and only brother, I committed the abomination of being born, and to this day (he's going to be 50 in November) his attitude about me has never changed. Basically he has never forgiven me for my existence.

Answer 7

My brother and I were wrestling in the garage and he slammed my face into the carpet. My nose got a huge gash in it and it scabbed over really bad. Luckily, it was right before Halloween and I was a witch.. so it only added to the ugliness. :)

Answer 8

well they put hand cuffs on my hands, like cops, and then roped me down in a chair, and then made me watch a spanish TV station all day,, of coarse they fed me lunch and dinner, and I got to take a nap, SeCRETLY!

it was mean! I hated it!


but I got them back, I called their girlfriends and told them what they did to me, becuse they all liked me,, they were all single after that day!

We all girls are friends now!
My brothers are still single, lol!

Answer 9

One time when I was going to take a seat my brother removed the chair from under me. I fell so hard and hit my coccyx. It hurt like a motherfu*ker. I thought it was very cruel.

Answer 10

She sprinkled salt on my head one summer day. Suddenly, my head started to itch like crazy, and I went running into the house to show Mom. My scalp was covered with little white-heads, and I had to get my hair washed right away!