2006-08-18 11:03:34 · 27 answers · asked by whynotaskjesus 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thou who doesn't believe me shall burn in hell. I heard it was more fun than heaven.
2006-08-18 11:11:59 · update #1
I once visited hell for a vacation and my face got burned. I fear to be seen by anyone in flesh therefore I must come back through the internet.
2006-08-18 13:14:37 · update #2
Jesus? is that you? would you please get back to cutting my bushes? Juan took a break and he always butchers my azaleas
2006-08-18 11:27:03 · answer #1 · answered by I am NOT Jimbo 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure, Glad to meet you MR God. I'm sorry I MR Son of God. I can believe you are Jesus just as much as I can bleive in a god or the bible.
I think everyone said Jesus was going to return to take his sheep to heaven in the end. So is it time? How many years is it going to take to get us all in a line?
lol
2006-08-18 18:12:36 · answer #2 · answered by Don K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...I think you are a big fat daddy liar....cute are you bi?tell you what jesus, if y uar ethe real deal...come and walk on water for me and a few of my very influetal friends...ever consider doing Porn?If not are you bi?Ans did your Mom and dad have sex or not? When is your real birthday? mine is 8/28, now if you ARE Jesus, then how about a nice b'day prezzie for me? If yo uare the real guy then yo unkow what I want and baby it isnt money....... did y uolike ever really have sex, or are super powers more of a sexual rush?
2006-08-18 19:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not at all, why would Jesus come back through the internet? lol!! when he can come back in the flesh.
2006-08-18 19:34:32 · answer #4 · answered by Vinyleyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm, can I party in heaven??? you know, beer, women ciggerettes and all that fun stuff? Is there good rock music there? Live bands and all?
2006-08-18 18:11:22 · answer #5 · answered by teddybar67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope. know why? because i think jesus has better things to do than sit at his computer on yahoo! answers. i mean, thats just me, but i think he would be focusing on world peace. actually, y! answers is more important. right jesus?
2006-08-18 18:10:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Jesus told me you're a false prophet and I shouldn't talk to you.
2006-08-18 18:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, then I don't. I mean...if it's more fun than heaven I wanna party.
2006-08-18 18:21:33 · answer #8 · answered by Nothing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're the almighty Jesus, yet ,you're using a computer?
2006-08-18 18:12:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really a good thing to joke about but hey. your taste if joke.
But anyways i heard the same.
2006-08-18 18:44:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋