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I didn't realize that two long streets, which start out parallel, eventually intersect. There was a store at the intersection. Sometimes I would approach from one street, sometimes from the other. I thought I was going to two different, yet oddly identical stores. It was years before I realized I was going to the same place. I laughed at myself for a long time when I realized how stupid I had been (I think there is a unusual high stupon radiation field at that location). I still grin when I think of it.

2006-08-18 13:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 1 0

When I was 12, I witnessed a father approach a wild deer that appeared tame. He decided it would be great fun to take a picture of his young child sitting on it.

When he put the kid on the deer, it shot out like a bullet and I swear the kid sat there in mid air for a second before falling on his butt.

I still laugh everytime I think about it, including just now.

2006-08-19 01:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by lenny 7 · 1 0

One day at work years ago before cell phones were the norm. I was in a middle bathroom stall and the woman next to me said hello.
I waited a few seconds and she said hello again. I figured she was talking to me so I said hi. Then she started asking how my family was and how things were going at work so I kept answering her. I looked under the stall wall to see if I recognized her shoes or something but no. I didn't.

After a few minutes I got up and went out to wash my hands. That is when she said she had to hang up and flush the toilet. It was at that moment that I realized that she was on a phone and was never talking to me at all. I ran out of the bathroom before she could see me and hid in my office. I have often told this story and I still laugh when I remember it.

2006-08-18 18:01:19 · answer #3 · answered by nana4dakids 7 · 1 0

How a friend of mine and i set up a 4 man tent inside a house at a house party, wore ONLY lamp shades around our wasted (like grass skirts) put the tent at the top of the stairs ON an upside down ironing board and surfed down the stairs screaming kowabunga in our drunken hyper irish accents at a house party which went on for 5 days. We did exit the house at the bottom of the stair through the window-so funny, i'm laughing now.
We had 6 people in all go to hospital as a result of the fun and antics of that party;
1. breathing fire extinguisher stuff
2. private parts injury
3. broken arm
4. sun stroke
5. locked jaw with top of pint glass stuck in mouth
6. last but not least, food poisoning (that one was me).
One of the best parties i ever was at.

2006-08-18 19:53:01 · answer #4 · answered by zephyrescent 4 · 0 0

OK, maybe it's a bit shallow of me, but....

Bart Simpson steals one of Homer's beers. Takes it to the local hardware store and sticks it in a paint shaker for a good long time. Takes it back home, and sticks it in the fridge. It's so shaken up, the can is vibrating by itself. Homer takes it out of the fridge, pops it open...cut to shot of a mushroom cloud rising up over Springfield.

2006-08-18 20:30:59 · answer #5 · answered by R[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 7 · 0 0

my daughter as a young child pushing chairs around the house

2006-08-18 17:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by mamma of 2 girls 2 · 1 0

when im skating i have to cash into something to stop, once i told my friend to stop cause i was goind too fast already and i was getting scared! she didnt want to but i had no choice!! lol i crashed into her.

2006-08-18 19:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Baby Doña! 3 · 0 0

My answer to the following question:

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2006-08-18 20:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by -.- 6 · 0 0

They have internet on the computers now?

2006-08-18 18:12:39 · answer #9 · answered by kimber g 4 · 1 0

the day michael gets court-ordered child support... paybacks a *****

2006-08-19 21:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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