For one,
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to us.(What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
u got ne?
2006-08-18 10:31:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
4got.....worst lines??
2006-08-18 10:32:11 · update #1
Try these pick up line at your own risk
If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
Are those pants from outer space? Cause that *** is out of this world
You have nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?
Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.
When does your centerfold come out.
So do ya wanna see something really swell?
I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
like every bone in your body especially mine.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning
2006-08-19 10:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since I usually approach the guys first and they happen to be white it is very simple:
Are you into blk chicks (They answer yes) and then I proceed and say well I need your number because we are going out. Guess it isnt really a pickup line more like instructions. i have never been turned down.
So why fix it, if it isnt broken?
2006-08-18 17:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by lalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest I ever got was (and mind you I was 25 years old)
"I've never kissed a girl with braces before"
BWAHAHAHA I about pee'd my pants I was laughing so hard! The guy just walked right up to me and said that!
2006-08-18 17:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If you hadn't bothered to say hello we could be done by now! Unfortunately you're kind and thoughtful, and probably too good for me, but would you honour me with a dance? If not, will you allow me to watch you smile....it's intoxicating!, so what do you say your parent's place or mine?" ~ Some one said this to me and guess what? I am marrying him in September...I LOVE a good sense of humour!"Aye yi yi yi yi!"
2006-08-18 17:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hha yeah i got a few.
dang baby are you a ski hill cause i just wanna ride down your curves.
and someone told me this other one.
he's like "are you on a dessert tray cause you got some sweet buns.!"
yeah i pretty much cried i was laughing so hard.
:)
2006-08-18 17:41:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hellllllllo Butch! You look good in prison orange! It brings out the RED in your eyes!
2006-08-18 17:38:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey
i have never liked guys with pick up lines.
c'mmon desi ppl don't do taht
i have heard ben affleck used this once, " i may not be a FLINSTONE who breaks rocks, but i can sure as hell rock your BED "
lol
2006-08-20 23:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar princess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be very professional and workaholic, will you pause for a while and have a drink?
2006-08-19 06:21:31 · answer #8 · answered by newrajiv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but all pick up lines are pretty lame.
2006-08-18 17:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U and I closer together.
hahaha its lame but its a classic
2006-08-18 17:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by jen_iseli2000 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋