im bored......someon make me laugh?

Answer 1

I know this is dumb...but: Like Miso Soup? Order it, then say "Me-so Hungry! Haha

Answer 2

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 3

I just heard a joke...There are 3 rings to marriage: 1. the engagement ring 2. the wedding ring 3. the suffering lol

Answer 4

Here's a joke that might make you laugh that I made up myself:

What's black and white and dead all over?
Written instructions on how to properly conduct a funeral.

Another joke, from the movie "Bicentennial Man":
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and tells the vendor, 'make me one with everything'".

Answer 5

There once was this dog named glue.. he fell and got stuck to the ground!!! laugh

Answer 6

how do you get 20 babys in abath tub put them in a blender how do you get them out chips ha ha ha ha ha ha

Answer 7

http://www.nataliedee.com
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com
http://www.marriedtothesea.com
http://www.somethingawful.com
http://www.pbfcomics.com/