locked "in" box? I want to fill it with motor oil or something rotten, I'm not a big fan. She's a really rotten person, who's mean to everyone. I figured I'd put a dead fish or something in there while she's on vacation. Should I tell my wife? I'm sure she wouldn't approve. What would you tell your significant other?
2006-08-18 09:59:44 · 23 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Why don't you go to the joke sectionand write these questions you big idiot!
2006-08-18 11:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by kimgirlscout 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your wife is certainly a lucky woman to have a husband like you. Marriage is a wonderful thing when both partners give it all they have. When someone goes outside the relationship, you always end up getting caught. That will mean the end of your marriage. If it doesn't mean any more to you than that, why don't you just tell your wife and let her get on with her life with someone you will love and cherish her. It seems that you are not that person. Besides you are risking her health when you sleep around these days. See ya wouldn't want to be ya.
2006-08-18 17:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by Big Bama Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering how you word your questions I wouldn't take the chance of having my wife mistake my actions...she just might hear girls box at work and you want to put something up in there...no that wouldn't go over so well...pass on sharing this prank with your significant other.
2006-08-18 17:18:03 · answer #3 · answered by Goodspeed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It might be a good idea to check out the location of the unemployment office and start on your resume. How about you spend time doing some work before you get your a s s fired or worse, sued. Harassment can land you in prison; say hi to "Bubba".
2006-08-18 17:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is sweeeet!!!! Why not tell your wife? If the b i t c h is that bad your wife should understand that you are sick of her s h i t at work and she should get a kick out of it....you just need a plan that will blow her a s s out of the water for when she gets back!
I know I wish my husband would assert himself...I would just tell him to make sure he doesn't get caught lol....
2006-08-18 18:01:17 · answer #5 · answered by Cute But Evil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am surprised you don't fill it with Pine Sol, since you dislike it so much! Why not tell ur wife? Everyone likes a little humor in the work place...
2006-08-18 17:08:53 · answer #6 · answered by LeeLynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is away to get her to approve. Tell your wife the other women come on to you and she talked bad about your wife.
2006-08-18 17:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by hotmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's low down if you do that to her you are no better than she is.......She may be a pain in the you know what and she will pay for her actions but you don't have to be the one to make her pay!!! So if I were you I wouldn't.......Be patient and just let the karma work!
2006-08-18 17:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cookie48 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol may be you can bring a can of tuna to work and slide some in through slots. or when you see her, act like your giveing her a pat on the back but stick a maxi pad to her. lol. but some red food dye on it first. lmfao. omg. hahha. i crack my self up. good luck and tell me what you decide to do
2006-08-18 17:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Crimson_Skies 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend is pure evil when it comes to thinks like that. He creates a ruckus around the office, it's great fun.
2006-08-18 17:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, while you're at it, don't forget to pour some fish sauce on her seat. The smell lasts longer and it stinks! LOL!
2006-08-18 17:13:05 · answer #11 · answered by cheetah7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋