I'm not exactly sure (cuz I don't remember) what I did to get myself escorted off (in handcuffs no less) a plane last week, but it must have been something really stupid! Apparently I was too drunk to fly. Hey, I wasn't going to PILOT the plane! WTF?
2006-08-19 13:11:19
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answered by Zippy 7
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Hmm..not stoned just drunk...cuz I could give you a doozy if that were included..I guess when I walked off a 4 ft, tall porch, fell, rolled, got up walked over a pile of potted plants, fell again, tried to walk the stairs with HUGE mother-may-I steps, and finally landed on my butt by the front door...terrible, I knew I had made a jackarse out of myself but It was JUST SO FUNNY.
Yeah. I don't like getting that way!
2006-08-20 02:40:21
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answered by Hippie 6
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Attempting to do a handstand on the railing of a 3rd floor balcony. Luckily there were bushes planted next to the building that partially broke my fall.
2006-08-18 12:11:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I stole a tractor lol.
I was in Hughson, which is in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a bunch of orchards, and there was a tractor out in one of the fields and I got on it and drove it into a walnut tree. Good times.
2006-08-18 09:53:36
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answered by anonymous 6
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stood on my chair and heckled the guest speaker at a formal dinner!!!..... Not pretty, but hey I don't remember it..... in fact I don't remember much after the start of the guest speaker..... and I was there for another 3 hours!!!....... but too many people told me about it the next day for it not to have happened!!!
2006-08-18 09:58:19
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answered by Tracy G 1
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Drive. Something I will never do again. Fortunately nothing happened, but I hate to think of what could have happened.
2006-08-20 19:40:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I ended up at someone else house and was convinced it was mine..!!! and felt really stupid the next morning ….( okay I gotta add for my side it did look a whole lot alike:P )
2006-08-19 22:08:53
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answered by Fia 5
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Lets just say some things should never be shared in a dennys restaurant bathroom......
2006-08-18 09:52:01
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answered by Anonymous
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got even drunker.
Dummy me. Had to live with my sorry self all the next day.
I know when to give it a rest now.
2006-08-19 09:10:19
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answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7
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Which time? Have a few I could tell but it could get me in trouble if I mentioned it here. Hehehe
2006-08-21 04:19:15
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answered by Anonymous
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