REALLY FUNNY !
2006-08-18 09:38:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-08-19 05:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A man moves to a nudist colony...
A few months later he receives a letter from his grandmother asking for a recent picture of him in his new enviroment.
He is too embarrased to tell her he moved into a nudist colony, and all the new photos he has, he is nude..He finally decides to send her a picture, but he tears the bottom half off..He writes her a letter and accidentaly sends the bottom half of the picture..He then remembers his grandma has terrible eyesight and hopes she wont realize what she is seeing..
He receives a letter from his Grandma a week later that says..
Dear Grandson...
Thank you for the picture..
But you need to change your hairstyle, it makes your nose look too short!
2006-08-18 16:50:13 · answer #2 · answered by sheila a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this person who never believed in Christ his whole life!
He was walking in the forest one day and he ran into a hungry bear. The guy suddenly gets down on his hands and knees and says dear lord please save me and god comes down and says why should i save you you nevver have believed in me so the guy says fine if you dont wanna save me then turn the bear christian.
so he does and the bear gets down on his knees and says dear god thank you for this meal!!!
2006-08-18 18:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by bballchampion13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The kids ask the mother what are they having for dinner, the mother jumps on the dinner table, spreads her legs and says "crabs". LOL
2006-08-18 16:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What have lobster thermidor and oral sex got in common?
A. You don't often get it at home!
2006-08-18 16:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by fiddlesticks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋