funniest answerer will get 10 points... :) George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
2006-08-18 08:46:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
jareds answer is funniest at the mo
2006-08-18 08:56:05 · update #1
dickn your answer is pretty good also ;)
2006-08-18 08:59:41 · update #2
celtic your mean lol
2006-08-18 09:00:10 · update #3
ill be back to check more later its nto too late to lost i read through them all by 12 hrs
2006-08-18 09:01:34 · update #4
lol amber your answer is also pretty good
2006-08-18 09:27:47 · update #5
he was running away from colinal sanders
2006-08-18 08:54:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jared 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told!
2006-08-18 15:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
2006-08-18 15:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because it wanted to fight a dog but the dog ran over the chicken because it was a greyhound bus.
2006-08-18 15:53:10 · answer #4 · answered by lemonz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because a hot looking rooster was waiting on the other side for the chicken
2006-08-18 15:51:54 · answer #5 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about asking the chicken...??..and let's get this over with once and for all...
[ps...give the 10 points to george bush....he is unbeatable!!!]
2006-08-18 15:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the chicken crossed the road to tell you that you are a pinhead.
2006-08-18 15:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so he could get runover by a car, then turned into chicken mcnuggets and dunked with bbq sauce
2006-08-18 15:51:55 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To escape from Tyson.
2006-08-18 16:27:54 · answer #9 · answered by I.M. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jared leto said it was dinner time!
2006-08-18 16:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuz he smelled another chicken's **** on the other side.
2006-08-18 15:51:49 · answer #11 · answered by King of Babylon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋