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2006-08-18 08:10:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Music

I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me.

2006-08-18 08:11:14 · update #1

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Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up'n' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got theGon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

2006-08-18 08:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by woodwinman 4 · 2 0

Don't Freak Out. It's called Chunga's Revenge and you may have caught it from the Catholic Girls in Joes Garage, but as long as it doesn't look like Lumpy Gravy I wouldn't worry about it too much. I've seen a guy who claimed that "Weasels Ripped My Flesh" and turned it into a Burnt Weeny Sandwich, but he talked to The Grand Wazoo and he told him "You Are What You Is" and "Shut Up And Play Your Guitar". You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore so I'm asking you, Does Humor Belong In Music??
PS: Don't eat that yellow snow!!

2006-08-18 15:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Huh? 6 · 2 0

I think you probably have a UTI Urinary tract infection! Go to the docotr for meds, no needles...just peeing in a cup! It will only get worse if you don't go!!I had one once waited like two weekes and ended up in the er over night!! NOT good, go!!

2006-08-18 15:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Bladder infection?!? No needles...relax...just gotta pee in a cup!

2006-08-18 15:16:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Yousa gotsa STD haha...gosa to the doctor and pees onsa hisa white coat

2006-08-18 15:16:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tony Montana 3 · 0 2

I don't like needles, either, but this is probably serious.

See a doctor. IMMEDIATELY.

Please.

2006-08-18 15:17:17 · answer #6 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0 2

You could have a bladder infection, yeast infection, kidney infection, or a sexually transmitted disease. You should go to the Dr's asap!

2006-08-18 15:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Jules 4 · 0 1

THE DOCTOR ISN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU A NEEDLE HE/SHE WILL TAKE URINE TEST TO SEE IF YOU HAVE INFECTION AND IF YOU DO YOU'LL GET MEDICINE TO CLEAR IT UP

2006-08-18 15:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by lee_kaszok 1 · 0 1

If it hurts...kidney infection. If it burns...bladder infection. I've had both. Drink cranberry juice and lots of it.

2006-08-18 15:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jenn 6 · 0 1

This one again?

Artist is Frank Zappa. You'll find it on "Joe's Garage Acts I, II & III".

2006-08-18 15:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by christopher_thelen 3 · 2 0

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