Sorry that I've been out to lunch for so long. Maybe now that I'm here we can start fixing all of the crap that I left unattended.
2006-08-18 08:08:46 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
hmmm! That was some long lunch!! god almighty, I swear!!! lol
I would like to request that you erase the idea of your existence in every single person's mind who believes in you and also, put into their brains some kind of a hint that what they're looking for is inside themselves---not outside. Sorry if that offends you almighty one. Thanks god. Have a nice day :))
Of course this means you must go away forever. Take a vacation or something. Now shoo!
2006-08-19 08:07:40 · answer #1 · answered by .. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya since you've been out to lunch so long only you know the incredible weight you've put on. So I'd just like to recommend 24 hours of exercise daily. Get those slumped muscles back in shape by lifting my spirits.
2006-08-18 08:32:03 · answer #2 · answered by bm_rousseau 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear God,
It seems that with your lunch break and all, I am sure your memory of your Good Book is a little dim. Therefore, I have picked some COMPLETELY RANDOM verses to try to refresh your memory.
"Thou shall not use the name of the Lord God in vain."
"Then he shall say to the goats, 'Begone you workers of iniquity. I never knew you.' And they shall go to the place of darkness and gnashing of teeth".
And best of all
"You shall not allow a witch to live in your presence."
Hope this clears up your memory.
2006-08-18 08:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Gatsby Follower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a solitary God or do you have a pantheon of helpers (other, minor Gods and Goddesses)?
How about doing something about those zealots? Or mosquitos, we have bees now, have for a million years, mosquitos have no purpose now that bees pollenate.
2006-08-18 08:18:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jenn V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I have something to say. You're full of crap, God doesn't eat lunch.
2006-08-18 08:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Gatsby Follower. Your in some serious trouble Mister!
2006-08-18 08:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew god was a girl. No man would be smart enough to put all this together, but then again, no man would have created PMS.
2006-08-18 08:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... can you tell those followers of yours, once and for all, that you cannot ignore science in the name of religion! Please, let them understand that!
Also, explain to people that going to church does not make them automatically better than the rest of the world. Good deeds is really the only thing that matters... right?
ps: Could you spawn an ice cream for me? thanks!
2006-08-19 17:44:19 · answer #8 · answered by Eclipse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are god, then all people are god, and we are all responsible for our own destiny, can stop believing in twisted religious dogma, stop fighting, and move foreword as one being.
2006-08-18 08:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by persona non grata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won't say anything. I don't play about God. Just some free points
2006-08-18 08:18:00 · answer #10 · answered by Briget B 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋