its because the gay buller asked materazzi out and he rejected him he wanted to put pasta sauce on materazzi's pasta haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2006-08-18 07:02:40 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Oh my. The saddest thing is that you really believe you are funny. That's soooo dry.
2006-08-18 12:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
UM... well, you see, none of us will really believe that story. Is there any solid evidence of this being the "real reason", as opposed to what we have heard on the news, about Zidane saying something about his shirt, and Materazzi supposedly insulting Zidane's mother and sister? I think not.
2006-08-18 19:02:47 · answer #2 · answered by WaterfallOfDestiny 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Listen, no one knows the REAL truth about this
but I KNOW, i try to explain
Italian player Grosso became famous in italy thanks to this world cup
before, he was very little famous
the fact is that grosso in italian means big, large, thick
and in french their word sounds very similar, with same meaning
Moreover zidane played in italy for a long time, so he knows very well italian
let's come to the REAL REASON.
Materazzi, during the game, asked zidane (in italian) if it was true that his mother liked Grosso (meaning the player)
zidane couldn't see the G instead of g because in spoken language capitol letters can't be underlined
so zidane understood something like that:
<< hei zizou is it true that your mother likes (it) thick?>>
while materazzi meant
hei zizou is it true that your mother likes Grosso(=Big)?
that's funny
and now girls it italy can freely say that they like (it) grosso, and as in our grammar we don't need the "it" i fear i won't be able to distingush them from whores...
luckily not every girl in italy likes soccer!!!
bye
2006-08-20 17:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Daniele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"the Zidane"???? check your English first..Zidane is a specific name as it is a name of a person and it is a name of a legend as well,which is why there is no need to put "the" in front of it!!! So,will you stop saying "the Zidane"!!!! You're going to make the English people so mad about this! And it's not funny at all!!
2006-08-18 21:52:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That really wasn't funny at all.
I know this is similarly disrespectful but funnier anyway:
M: Your head looks a little sweaty--wipe it on my shirt.
Z: Thanks man. I think I will.
See it was just a case of a freak accident.
2006-08-18 20:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by Vernita G 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well I am on Italy's side for soccer, but that was a dumb question regardless
2006-08-18 17:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just lame again
2006-08-21 00:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by John M4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty lame...even if I don't like Zidane.
2006-08-18 14:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by jolo4ever 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How old are you?
I think he/she is gone, coz level one only allow to ask 5 questions, and he/she has only 3 points left ... unless he/she change to another name/email. .... SUCKS!!!
2006-08-18 14:10:43 · answer #9 · answered by twlizcow 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Freak!
2006-08-18 14:25:10 · answer #10 · answered by soccacrazy 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋