i'm 14 and have a baby who is three weeks old and he just cries and cries and the only way i can stop it is if I like throw him on the ground hard but is that bad for him?? my brother says that i should put him in the microwave but he's joking right?
2006-08-18 06:39:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
I think you are not 14 and that you made this question up.
2006-08-18 06:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by Nefertiti 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I seriously hope you're just kidding about throwing the baby down. You'll be in jail before you know it. If you really do have a baby and he won't stop crying. It's possible his has a sore tummy. He must be burped after each feeding and more than once. Make sure you hold the bottle (if you're using a bottle) so that the milk fills the whole nipple otherwise he'll be sucking in air which causes upset stomach. You could also try walking him back and forth and rubbing his back. If you need anymore help, email me.
2006-08-18 13:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by whtecloud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU BETTER BE JOKING
a crying baby is trying to tell you something.your job is to find out what it wants.try one idea after another.
if that didn't work? o.k. then pick her up. walk around the room. babies love rhythmic movements.
pat her softly on the back. if she's got air in her stomach, this will help her burp.
sometimes a baby's just bored. turn on the mobile. show her that polka-dot bunny. offer her an interesting baby toy to hold. take her to a mirror so she could look at her face.
maybe she needs a nap.
change her diaper.
2006-08-18 13:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by rkgiraffe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope to God that you're joking. If he's crying non stop and isn't satisfied after feeding, burping, changing, or a nice soft pat on the back then maybe he's sick. Or maybe he has internal injuries from being thrown on the damn floor fool! Take him to the hospital, and if you are his mother and have to ask if throwing him on the floor is bad, then please leave him there. He'd be better off raised by wolves than by you. Someone please call child protective services! NOW! Urfunny, you said it! I love to see my tax dollars hard at work.
2006-08-18 13:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what?You sound like a very ignorant person who likes to play mean stupied jokes on people.If this was true welfare would have done took that baby and got you for abuse.You really need your head checked because to even think something like that"even jokingly"is pretty damn sick.
2006-08-18 14:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want to make jokes about babies here is not the proper place because you are bound to get told off. We play about everything on here except for kids honey.
2006-08-18 13:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by i have a taste for waffles 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If this is your idea of a joke, then get a new personality cause the thought of that is not even funny to me.
2006-08-18 13:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by tricksy 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe a word of it - but why would you come on Yahoo to suggest and promote child abuse? Obviously someone dropped you on your head somewhere along the line - you are reported!
2006-08-18 16:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny- i can't stop crying either. After I look at all the taxes I pay for 14 year old mothers to spread their legs and get on Welfare, it makes me cry, too.
I know you're lying, but this goes for all the young ho's.
2006-08-18 13:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by haha 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Iyou need to grow up. it's not funny when you joke abound hurting a baby.
2006-08-18 14:00:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♥mommy of 4♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋