Can you make up a story for me?

Answer 1

Once there was a young girl so far beyond sad that she lay in bed in her room with the curtains pulled, trying not to think.
When she lay unthinking, she felt secure and unthreatened.
The curtain shifted slightly due to a draft, and a single ray of strong light shone in her room. She would have screamed, but she had not even spoken in quite a while, and found that she could not. Pulling the covers over her head, she still knew it was there, in fact it was brighter in her mind than it was in the room.
Angry, she slowly moved the covers, and gingerly sat up. How cruel the world is! All that she wanted was to be left alone.
Placing her feet on the floor, she determined to replace the curtain, and her tranquility. She shuffled over to the window, and reached out, and heard giggling, and the barking of a puppy.
Despite herself, she pulled back the curtain wider, and viewed three ten year old girls skipping rope, and a young puppy, bouncing around, getting in the way, barking in obvious joy.
A tear trickled down her cheek, as she remembered skipping rope as a girl in elementary school. She began to cry in earnest as she realized how much of life that she had given up, in that gloomy room.
Still crying, she opened the curtains, and the window which was stuck, and breathed deep gulps of fresh air, feeling as free as an ocean bird, released.

Answer 2

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being
54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I
value you
as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you
will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening
with my 18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.


When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:


My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being
54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you k now, I am a math teacher at our local
college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of Math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
-Your Darling Wife-

Answer 3

Here's an interesting little tidbit from when I was taking part in a top secret, command and control development project in Germany during the cold War.
We had to watch daily security information films. They were kind of cheesy, sort of like high school driver’s Ed films. But we did take security very seriously and we were warned about the dangers of mingling with the local population at bars, nightclubs, etc.
At the time, I was a strapping, young Airman and when Friday night came around, I was at the local hotspot. I was having a beer when I notice a beautiful woman was looking at me from across the bar. I felt like a lightning bolt had hit me. I walked over to her and offered her a drink and we started talking. The small talk didn't last long and we went to her place. Her perfume was hypnotic and she was gorgeous with dark reddish, brown hair. Her skin felt like silk to me, it had been longer than normal since I had been with a woman and we wasted no time getting enthralled in passion.
After the 3rd time we started chit chatting again. She very smoothly started asking me questions about what I did in the Air Force. It did not send up a red flag at first but her questions starting getting more detailed. I was a little suspicious but it didn't stop me from engaging her again in a doggystle fashion. Just as I was about to explode, I noticed a tiny tag on her panties that were lying on the bed and they said "Vladikavkaz". This was the city where they were manufactured and I new immediately that she was a Russian Spy. I was angered and pumped away until I was done and then I gave her a swift Karate chop to the back of the neck and contacted the office of special investigation (OSI). It turns out that they had been looking for her for a while and were delighted to finally have her in custody. I later proudly recieved the Air Force Achievement medal for my actions in combatting the enemy.

Answer 4

Yeah:
There was once a person who asked for a story and someone gave them a story about a person who asked for a story. THE END

Answer 5

ok..
it all transpired..on that faithful day..august 13, 2006.
while driving down a lone country dirt road, i was abruptly side swiped by a horse drawn cart..which appeared out of nowhere. after the dust settled, the operator was nowhere to be found..as if he vanished in the dust..i asked around..canvassing each house..but to no avail. after doing some investigating, it appeared the one at fault fell on me..because of non-exsistant evidence..thus i was left with a damaged vehicle..and no money for repairs..now, iam forced to buy a new vehicle..and put this sordid memory at rest..
the end

Answer 6

Here's a poem that I will share with you that I wrote...
The Hummingbird Feeder


There's a feeder in our tree
that's half-way full I see...
One day a hummer flew up to me and said,
"Refill it, I plea!" For the nectar has soured,
it tastes more like wine,
or is it just a new flavor called "turpentine?"
"And the ants aren't a plus when their floating in my meal,
I hope you don't mind me telling you the way I feel...
They clog up the spout,
when they lay dead all about...
And now a month has gone by,
so if you can try,
to refill my feeder,
for it's not that hard
but only if you'de like me to fly back in your yard."

Sharin' my smiles..
SmileyCat : )

Answer 7

There once was this dude named Caligula, who had a little sister that liked cats. So they named cheap perfume after her, and she married a phallus. Some other bigshot did not like her and beat her up. I think she may have hung out with Jesus.

Answer 8

Sure I can... I am a habitual liar who does it just because it's fun and I have no life.


Oh, you said "make up" a story for you... that one is true.


Confused?

Answer 9

One day in the middle of the night, two men stood back to back and faced each other, took a knife and shot each other. If you believe this is not true? Ask the blind man a saw it too. enjoy!

Answer 10

"Hey," said Ringo, "can I make Gary a candy bar milkshake?"
"Not today," said Mark.
"Oh," said Ringo sadly. "Well, maybe tomorrow."
"...Wait a minute. Here he comes now. Get a milkshake ready!"
Ringo did and hung it from the ceiling. It went SPLASH! on Gary's head.
"Ahh!" screamed Gary. "I'll get you!"
Maybe one day, thought Mark and Ringo together. And they laughed.
The End!