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Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first, and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called "retaliation".

Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not allowed to Kill Israelis. This is called "terrorism" but Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians; this is called "self-defense", or "collateral damage".

Rule # 3: When Israel kills too many civilians. The Western world calls for restraint. but if Hezbullah kills a number of soldiers they call for wiping it out. This is called the "reaction of the international community".

Rule # 4: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2 but Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians as they want (Palestinians: around 10000 to date, 300 of which are children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the magic word: "terrorism"

Rule # 5: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add "supported by Syria and Iran" but when you say "Israel", never say "supported by the USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might believe this is not an equal conflict

Rule # 6: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words "occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could distress the audience of Fox.

Rule # 7: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why we let them speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1 through 9. This is called "neutral journalism".

Rule # 8: If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest opinion (isn't democracy wonderful?)

2006-08-18 05:58:20 · 8 answers · asked by incredible22 3 in Politics & Government Politics

8 answers

Diabolical.

2006-08-18 06:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by BT 1 · 1 0

Speaking of terrorism remember the USS Liberty that was delibertly attacked by Israel about 1969 with the intent of sinking and destroying (with their bomber's insignia hidden to try and blame it on Eygypt). Fortunately there were unsucessful in sinking the USS liberty. Result: about 40 US soldiers killed and many more wounded and the Joint Chiefs of staff that ordered the attack, Yitzach Rabin, received a coveted half staff flag memorial in the US, upon his death a few years back, all mandated by our goverment.

2006-08-18 06:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by intheskeye 2 · 1 0

hehe, you comprehend whats happening now in Syria and Libya and all them different locations in the information these days, it is the relatively consequence of what you call, the "George W Bush freedom schedule" Democracy is, in certainty now spreading around the middle East, purely as George W Bush expected. purely one subject nevertheless, many of the recent regimes are transforming into even worse that what that they had before, which became into undesirable adequate already.

2016-10-02 06:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by quaas 4 · 0 0

Wow! you have that backwards. Are you really that dense when it comes to your thinking of terrorism and the Middle East. You are the type of person who is one sided in their thinking. Blaming the US and Israel for the wrong doing in the Middle East.

2006-08-18 06:04:45 · answer #4 · answered by TJ 4 · 0 1

This is a terrible fact. But the worst thing is almost no one wants to know about it, and all this is terrorist's faults. Notice this: Now we're terrorists because we think this way, against Bush international way of see things.

2006-08-18 06:08:03 · answer #5 · answered by cuevadeiguanas 4 · 1 0

it is time fir the UN to give the Palestinians the land promised to them in 1948

2006-08-18 06:04:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

For sure ...there is another world war to come in future ....
but not between countries .....

:(

2006-08-18 06:04:38 · answer #7 · answered by sekhs 3 · 1 0

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! They're just good for laughing!!!! He thinks people are crazy like him!!!!!!!!!You know this rules are being established with complete justice!!(kidding)

2006-08-18 07:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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