Can anyone make me smile?

Question

I am having a BLEH day (I know I know its friday but its my Saturday to cover the dept) would someone please cheer me up!!!

Answer 1

Read some of the questions people post, they're great.

Like, "will my butt fall off if i play w/ my belly button?"

There're tons more =)

Answer 2

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?

Answer 3

What's your plans after you get off work? Find time to do something fun and relaxing...go to the movies or something. Buy yourself a new pair of shoes. Go to the homeless shelter and drop off some canned goods you have in your cupboard that you haven't been using. Go to your local hospital's children's ward and ask if you can volunteer for an hour or two. They'd love to have the help and you'll REALLY make sick (and bored and lonely) children smile!!! Many of them would like to have someone come in and just read them a story or something...just to give them a little extra attention would really make their day.

Answer 4

I hope so. .

There's no reason to be unhappy . . I'm sorry you have to be there Sat (or that's how it sounds), but after it's done it's done, right? And you'll have next Sat free, right?. . woohoo!!

Also, God loves you more than you could possibly know, and wants you to be happy.

Ignore the meanies and remember that you're special, and all things work out for the good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose. Remember, God is in control, no matter what we see around us, and that's a very comforting thought.

Have a great day.

Answer 5

I feel the same way you do. Nobody could really cheer you up except you. I found that out a long time ago. But I hope you feel better soon, and I hope I do too!

Answer 6

WHY DO GUYS WHISTLE ON THE TOILET?

so the know which end to wipe! LOL
(sorry men just a joke)

Answer 7

A guy asks his friend Bubba, a ladie's man, how he satisfies a woman.
"I just slam my penis on the dresser until its numb, then i can go for hours," says bubba.
That night the guy slams his unit on the dresser while his wife is in the bathroom.
She calls out," Bubba, is that you?"

Answer 8

Yeah Ok...

Answer 9

You can smile when I smile....