While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' good."
The Indian is shocked.
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian has a look of total disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
Horse: "Good."
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
The Indian stares in utter amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is liar."
2006-08-18 05:28:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
LOL. Thanks A LOT!!!
2006-08-18 05:39:22 · answer #1 · answered by Pitchow! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, it is very nice of you to give this request, like the person who requested it, I also needed a laugh.
2006-08-18 05:48:29 · answer #2 · answered by Cutelilminxy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahh hell
that was funny took me a few sec to figure it out but DAM funny
2006-08-18 05:52:41 · answer #3 · answered by smartypantsmbcanada 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-08-18 05:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like, LOL
2006-08-18 05:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
freekin funny, i posted it on ym myspace page. thanks for the laugh
2006-08-18 05:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will answer this when i finish reading it. but cute avatar duh
2006-08-18 05:36:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋