Why did David Bowie confess to killing Johnbenet Ramsey?

Question

What a kooky case. It looks like him, though!

Did you hear about the psychic in NJ who had a sketch drawn in 1998 of a suspect? Looks a lot like this guy.

But did he even do it?

I usually hate the coverage these cases get, but it's Friday and I'm being punchy. I shouldn't find humor in a tragedy, I know.

Answer 1

He looks like Ed Grimley...oh wait! That's just the pants up around his chest.

Answer 2

he does not look like david bowie you idiot.

he looks like norman bates...

and he didn't do it. I think Patsy did it. He waited for her to die to come forward because he knows she did it.