Doesn't he say the funniest things like:
My nose makes its own bubble gum.
Any others???
2006-08-18 03:54:48 · 14 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
This tastes like purple!
2006-08-18 04:00:51 · answer #1 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ralph comes out with some of the best things, I like "My cat's breath smells like cat food. "
I also like this one,
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up
One of my favorites is Homer:
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
And Homer:
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
I love the Simpsons Halloween Episode where Homer has the Magic Hammock, and there are all the homer clones!
Also, there was another episode, where Homer was imaging himself making out with himself, thats really funny :)
I love the simpsons!
2006-08-18 04:00:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked the one where the school got divided into the Boys side and the Girls side and Lisa pretends to be a boy. To prove how tough of a guy she is she hits Ralph. Then when she is found out at the end and throws that book or whatever it hits Ralph. He goes "I got beat up by Boy Lisa and Girl Lisa."
2006-08-18 03:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im going to live with underground Grandma!
check out some of these!
http://www.bubblebathgirl.com/fun/wiggum/
2006-08-18 04:16:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think his best line was when the kids were all stuck on the island and they found berries and had ralph eat them. When they asked him how they tasted he said "They taste like burning" and fell on the ground.
2006-08-18 03:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm My two favorites are
when ralph tells his teacher that "someone" ate all of his paste again and she tells him to just put his head down on his desk and go to sleep and he says: "oh boy sleep! thats when Im a viking."
and of course
"so the doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there."
2006-08-18 04:03:02 · answer #6 · answered by luckybluebunny 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"My teacher says my nose bleeds because I pick it."
"I got a tummy-ache in my head."
"My mommy said not to go potty in the bathtub."
"Awwwww... my milk ate my cookie."
"I get to sleep all day 'cause I'm special!"
"Where do dreams go when they wake up?"
"I found chewing gum in the bathroom!"
"My dad said never talk to strangers. Hi, I'm Ralph!"
"Should I lick this finger?"
"Ha, ha! My kitty buried me in the sandbox!"
2006-08-18 04:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ralph - Mommy can you open my milk?
Miss Hoover - Ralph I'm not your mommy
2006-08-20 13:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by no1charmerlondon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the Blood Hound Gang song about him. It is great!
2006-08-18 04:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Snow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When he gets his ear pierced and gets it caught on his jumper..
My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies!
You choo choo choose me? To Lisa when she feels sorry 4 him and gives him a valentine's day card
2006-08-18 04:05:52 · answer #10 · answered by loopy-lu21 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋