Any good ones?
2006-08-18 03:39:36 · 11 answers · asked by Les-Paul 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Old pubic hairs make excellent prosthetic legs for injured spiders!
2006-08-18 03:51:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've not read Viz for ages, but here's a Top Tip..
"BASEBALL cap manufacturers. Save the wearer the bother of turning your caps round by putting the peak on the other side."
John Davies, Carlisle
2006-08-18 03:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Bog woppit. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by simply covering the cut and grazes with thin strips of bacon.
2006-08-18 04:28:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GLue rice crispies to your tyres to give the feeling you are pulling inot the drive of a mansion house
2006-08-18 03:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Murderers, dispose of your victims corpse by parcelling it up, addressing it to yourself and sending it DHL overnight, it will never be seen again
2006-08-18 03:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To stop eggs rolling off your work surfaces, put them in a bowl or similar receptacle.
2006-08-18 03:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never eat yellow snow
2006-08-18 03:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
choking on ice cubes? dont fear, just throw a freshly boiled kettle of water down your throat
2006-08-18 03:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Ullers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when u turn on the lights ....flick them on and off a few times so ppl will think u got a florescent
2006-08-18 03:45:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If it wasn't green when you bought it and it is now don't eat it!
2006-08-18 03:51:53 · answer #10 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋