2006-08-18 03:29:16 · 27 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll bring you the annual feeling of disappointment that comes with knowing that all of your childhood hopes and dreams have been shattered by the cruel, unloving world that surrounds us.
I'll also include the feeling of resentment towards all of the people who have held you back in your life, including the bitter depression of knowing that the person who has held you back the most has been yourself, from achieving everything you had wanted by the age of 25.
I've also got that new hip you wanted.
2006-08-18 04:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Absolutely nothing. I don't know you well enough but here are some suggestions that other people can get you
1) a parrot for your shoulder
2) a new hook for your arm
3) a new peg for your leg
Anyway, Happy Birthday and have a good one.
2006-08-18 10:41:42 · answer #2 · answered by older woman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am getting you a book that I just know you're gonna love.
It's called "Daddy" by Danielle Steele and it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Then we can form our own little book club and talk about our favourite bits, over hot chocolate and whipped cream.
Are you as excited as me, Bill?
EXTRA: Bill, can you use your incomparable language skills to tell hateful_cow (below) to go away - he/she/it is my stalker. If you do, I promise not to get you "Daddy" - I'll get you a knuckle-duster instead. Engraved.
2006-08-18 11:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as to how your avatar looks like a pirate, I am going to get you:
-A ship-of-the-line to plunder other ships with
-A sabre and a musket to threaten people, though I don't know if that will do much good what with those semi-automatics people have nowadays.
-A talking parrot whose keywords are ''Argh matey'', and ''shiver me timbers''
-A crew, which will hopefully come in handy
And lastly
-A treasure chest filled with booty!! What kind of booty is up to you.
2006-08-18 10:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ragriav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations Sir.
Winging their way in the post to you are:
An authentic rubberized 'c0ck muncher' with convincing minge(batteries not included)
Some DVD copies of my favourite 'snuff memories'
Alison Moyets used panties(caught in the audience 1986) slightly soiled.
Two kilos of a new sythentic drug(similar to Ketamine) that I've been working on in the shed.(untested)
Hope you enjoy these, I put a lot of thought into them.
2006-08-18 10:46:28 · answer #5 · answered by SilentRunning 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wish you a Happy Birthday though and since I don't know you personally you will get nothing from me.
2006-08-18 10:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by The Chaotic Darkness 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chocolate. OR would ya like me to sing a song to ya? wait! crap i forgot i can't use the computer monday so i will send you something special sunday.
2006-08-18 10:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new eye patch.
An M1 tank, black (of course) with a 'scousebuster' mural airbrushed on the side.
The Best Of Deicide.
A lighter and a crucifix. (I'm sure you know what to do with that...)
2006-08-18 12:15:01 · answer #8 · answered by Skull 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just a Happy Birthday. My birthday is the 29th!
2006-08-18 10:40:05 · answer #9 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A scouser to jump out of a massive cake.
2006-08-18 11:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by sling it bird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋