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The title "Badgers on a Hovercraft" was so well received that a studio called to green lgith the project. They think I came up with the title (actually credit goes to the Baltimore Sun) but I need help casting the following characters:

1) heroic lead, thinking ATF agent who is on administrative leave after shooting someone.

2) pretty female lead, Hovercraft hostess who befriends heroic lead

3) hovercraft pilot, wait who cares, he's gonna be one of the first one's killed!

4) Badger terrorist, the bad guy with a grudge against something, and has chosen to use steroid injected badgers as his weapon of choice

5) panic-stricken guy who gets smacked by nearly everyone on the hovercraft, yet never winds up getting disembowled by a badger

Have at it!

2006-08-18 02:26:48 · 6 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

6 answers

1) Tommy Lee Jones
2) Elizabeth Hurley (aren't hovecrafts British anyway?)
3) Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean)
4) Ben Kingsley
5) Bill Paxton (reprising his panic-stricken Pvt Hudson from Aliens).

Then you can write a sequel, "Squirrels in a Camper."

2006-08-18 02:37:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1. Lead - Morris Chestnut
2. Sallie Richardson
3. Some Random Guy
4. Terence Howard
5. Chris Tucker (Who's voice is more high-pitched than his?)

2006-08-18 10:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0 0

dude go to hwy F in my town badgers are everywhere ... i will definately be their fo the premier....(this has got to be a bigger smash than snakes on a plane)

2006-08-18 09:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by anissia 6 · 0 0

Man, I'll star in it for sure.

2006-08-18 09:30:13 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Takafushi 5 · 0 0

Dude. let it go

S.O.A.P. owns you.

2006-08-18 09:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 0 0

nice.. thanks for the morning laugh.

2006-08-18 09:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by jamie 4 · 0 0

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