i am feeling low and need a pick me up!
has anyone got any good jokes or storys or anything to pick me up?
2006-08-18 02:23:43 · 18 answers · asked by princessnicola23 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp
Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..
2006-08-19 05:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Santa enters a store that sell curtains.
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor.
Doctor: What was your dream about?
Santa: I was being chased by a vampire!
Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like?
Santa: I was running in a hall way.
Doctor: Then what happened?
Santa: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened. I always come to this door, but I can't open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge!
Doctor: Does the door have any letters on it?
Santa: Yes it did.
Doctor: And what did these letter spell?
Santa: It said "Pull"
Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Pappu!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you," Pappu answered, "but I don't think my father would like me to."
"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," he finally agreed, and added, "But my father won't like it."
After a hearty lunch, Pappu thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know dad is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish !" the farmer said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
there r 3 jokes.
i hope u liked them
santa is the name of a sardarji and not the santa claus
2006-08-18 02:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Zac Efron Rox!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a Tortoise goes into a pub, the barman shouts: "oi you, get out. no creatures in here".
i only want a lemonade" says the Tortoise..
the barman puts the tortoise out the door...
a Year Later, the Tortoise comes in again and says:
"what did you do that for"??
(Hope you are laughing your shell off!!)
2006-08-18 03:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pieces of tarmac walk into a bar one is black and one is green. the black one goes to the bar orders 2 pints and sits down they both start drinking. the black piece is clam and quiet but the green piece starts going mad smashing tables and punching people. the black remains clam and goes to the bar for another pint the barman says to him, "whats wrong with your mate" the black piece answers "oh just ignore him his a cyclepath!"
2006-08-18 03:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by clutterbug84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a gay man walks in to a delicatessen looks at the counter and says i,ll take that salami sausage please.the shopkeeper starts cutting it up and the gay man screams what do you think my bum is a money box
2006-08-18 02:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy in a toy shop wants to buy a Barbie to his daughter.
- "How much is it for the 'Barbie and her lovely horse' pls? "
- "40£"
- "mmm... how about the 'Barbie and her bmw car' ? "
- "70£"
- "right ... what about 'Barbie and her beautiful house' ? "
- " 110£"
-" I see... what about the 'Barbie and the jetsetter airplane' ? "
- "140£"
- "ok...... what about the 'Barbie Divorced' ? "
- " 990£"
- "but!.... Why is this one so expensive ???"
- "because she cames with the house, with the horse, with the car ....."
Any joy? ....
2006-08-18 02:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by itablok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why has Edward Woodward got so many Ds in his name?
Because if he didn't, he'd be Ewar Woowar.
2006-08-18 02:30:23 · answer #7 · answered by EvilEdd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to go to shop
did you find that funny? no?
well, neither did the chicken.
the shop was closed.
2006-08-18 03:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by azaa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do all the teletubbies go to the toilet together?
Because they only have one tinkywinky
2006-08-18 02:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by Sassylady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the pineapple said to the mango?
Nothing Fruits can't talk...
2006-08-18 02:53:50 · answer #10 · answered by ph898486 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋