2006-08-18 01:39:22 · 18 answers · asked by Kev 2 in Dining Out ➔ United States ➔ Other - US Dining Out
The kind that can clear a room and make your husband wonder why he ever married you. The ones that feel like someone put a bass amp up to your hole and let it thump but it sucks when you leave alittle of that mixure that feels gritty like sand but tastes like teeth scrapings.
2006-08-18 02:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the one where you are seated in the rear of the bus and someone complains at the very very front seat that someone smells like they died. Now that is a FART! That is the kind you find something over the next couple days or so or whenever you are changing your underwear, that that looks like something like a cross between a peanut butter and and dried mustard sandwich all chopped up. If at that point you decide to shower and see a line of crusty something down your leg , then that just makes it all the better fart!
2006-08-18 14:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Old Fart.
2006-08-18 09:40:26 · answer #3 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're gonna crop-dust the room.... do it with a smile, lol! Long, slow and high pitched is the only way to go. Kinda like letting the air out of a ballon while pulling the opening apart so the pitch is real high!
It's as if you could crack a glass... which differs than the crack in your a$$
Ahhhh, the nephews laugh their butts off, lol!
2006-08-18 08:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by MadMaxx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old fart!
2006-08-18 08:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by I'manalienfrog 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One cheek sneak from the back of the classroom in High school algebra!
2006-08-18 23:30:51 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the earthy ones, that sound like a v8 starting up, i hate the hot sqeeky ones that peep
2006-08-18 08:43:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The silent kind when you can pretend its someone elses!
2006-08-18 08:44:05 · answer #8 · answered by frigon_p 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dunno..the kinda that feels really good because your all bloated and hurting?
2006-08-18 08:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by SunnySmile83 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as its not a shart, you're in good shape.
2006-08-18 08:47:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋