rang, who would you most like to be on the other end???
factual or fictional characters........
2006-08-18 00:09:59 · 47 answers · asked by fossil 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
my dad... (although he is dead i would give anything to hear his voice once more)
2006-08-18 00:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by IrishLassie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
John Lennon
2006-08-18 00:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by poisonivy4913 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Quoted from what should be an actual conversation)
DAMN IT GEORGE! I PUT YOU IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE! You've taken bribes from Hallburton, you've gotten us into another Viet Nam style war, You've gotten us fightin on 2 damn fronts, you've got the North Koreans, Syra and Iran pi.ssed off at us!! What in the HELL ARE YOU THINKING?
George,,,,George,,,,shut the f.uck up and listen. I don't care how you do it, just do it. No I don't give a s.hit about the international fallout nor do I care about the Hallburton contracts.
You get us OUT of Iraq like within 90 days. You get us OUT of Afganistan within 180 days. Then I want you to kiss massive amounts of ***- YES GEORGE- I want you to KISS *** to somehow retain the Republican Party at the next election- frankly, we're gonna get REAMED!
George,,,shut up,,,I'm not done
The Democrats could run the village idiot- and would win by a huge landslide if the election was held today.
George,,,even I've lost faith in you, I'm going to vote Democrat if you don't get this s.hit taken care of, got it?
*click, bzzzzzz*
2006-08-18 00:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Blonde sexy girl that lives across the street.She wears this really short tank top with no bra,i can almost see her huge boobies when she walks past me;and she has a killer rear.
She would probably be asking me to go over for some "Milk and Cookies".
2006-08-18 00:16:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mrknowitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Factual? My son! He always makes me laugh
Fictional? The fairy godmother! I'd make her turn a few people i know into toads and make her give me a brand new look, turn my old car into a new one and!!! Change my partner into a tidy man who loves!!! To help with housework.
2006-08-18 00:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike tyson
1) he has got the funniest voice ever
2) i could say what ever i wanted and he could n't do any thing
(What was it like getting man handled in prison mike) then just laugh at his voice on loud speaker.
Any Playmate girl would do too!
2006-08-18 00:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by Macka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marilyn Monroe or Katherine Hepburn!
2006-08-18 00:13:09 · answer #7 · answered by peartree1402 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My mom, I still miss her desperately after 7 years and I would just love to hear her voice again and my husband right now cause I am missing him so much today.
2006-08-18 00:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The post office telling me I have won the million on premium bonds.
The tax man telling me I owe nothing
Vernons pools telling me I> have won the jackpot
Halifax telling me my mortgage has been paid off
2006-08-18 00:16:05 · answer #9 · answered by Boscombe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably another salesperson trying to sell me the lastest contract deal.
2006-08-18 00:18:52 · answer #10 · answered by Carly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other half of the telephone.. no wait! James Dean, congratulating me on how cool I am!
2006-08-18 00:13:18 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋